Si Kabayan jalma miskin taya kaboga. Di sakampung éta mah pangmalaratna baé meureun. Imahna teu béda ti saung butut. Ari pagawéanana, kitu wé buburuh ngoréd. Béda deui jeung tatangga Si Kabayan, bandar munding anu kacida beungharna. Sawahna lega, kebonna puluhan héktar, imahna gé nya gedé nya agréng. Sakali mangsa tatangga Si Kabayan téh hajat gedé, ngawinkeun anakna. Ondangana kacida lobana, boh ti nu jauh boh ti nu deukeut. Carék wiwilanganana salembur éta mah diondang kabéh, iwal Si Kabayan. Si Kabayan jeung pamajikanana teu kira-kira waé nalangsaeunana. Tuluy waé Si Kabayan téh ngalaan baju, kencling indit ka pipir imah nu boga hajat, pék ngadeupaan lincar. “Sadeupa, dua deupa, tilu deupa, …,” cenah. Sémah kacida kagéteunana, nénjo kalakuan Si Kabayan kitu téh. Saréréa ngariung nénjokeun Si Kabayan ngadeupaan imah nu boga hajat. Pribumi ogé norojol; barang ngadéngé rebut-ribut di luar téh, gancang kaluar. Ari rét ka Si Kabayan, manéhna ngajenghok, tuluy nanya ka Si Kabayan. “Ku naon Kabayan, manéh téh ngadeupaan lincar? Bet éta jeung teu dibaju kitu, kawas budak waé.” Témbal Si Kabayan, “Wah, mun kolot gé diondang.” Nu boga hajat pohara éraeunana, rumasa ngabéda-béda jelema. Gancang waé nyarita. “Kapan ti kamari gé diondang. Manéhna mah sok pohoan. Gancang balik, dibaju heula, engké ka dieu, sakalian bawa pamajikan,” kitu ceuk nu boga hajat téh. Si Kabayan kacida atoheunana.
Si Kabayan jeung kénéh Isuk mitohana harudang Geus, because Poe Eta rayahat Rek moro uncal. Urang village saraged Geus, make calana sontog, side dibeubeurkeun cangkéng kana, long bedog nyolégréng. Sawaréh marawa spears. Dogs ragég Geus hayangeun geura ngudag boroan Leuweung ka. Batur Nénjo saraged tea Si Kabayan ieuh kapangaruhan mah teu. Mah Manéhna ngaléléké, Make dikongkoyangkeun gloves. Batur, Batur marawa bedog, manéhna mah mawa peso lost countenance. "Keur naon mawa pesos expression, Kabayan?" Tatanggana asked. "Keur nyisit uncal," jawabna. Rek nu moro indit rate. Edge Leuweung ka, der ngasruk. Dogs ragég west ti, ti Kaler, ti Wetan. Pating corowok creature-creature. Nu megat Ayana in Beulah south, bees bubulak. Ari Si Kabayan misahkeun Maneh. Mah Manéhna nangtung handapeun tatanggahan nautical stone amulet guava, guava néangan asak. Keur tatanggahan, gorowok nu ngagero, "Pegaat ...!" Ngalieuk Si Kabayan. Ari torojol jero rungkun ti tea, uncal jaluna. Tandukna antler. Si Kabayan nyahoeun uncal cans. Check pangirana uncal tea sagedé embé child. Matak nu nu siga Sato nénjo goods nautical tandukan horse tea, with térékél WE manéhna naék kana desist guava. Tea can be sublime naékna teu da my clumsy gloves. Manéhna nangkod kana panghandapna branches, sarungna ngoyondon. Tea uncal ka truth lumpat handapeunana pisan. Si Kabayan peureum, my horn uncal sieuneun kaparud sakitu ranggahna nu. Si Kabayan teu approximately reuwaseunana goods ngabedol karasa nu aya ti handap. Ari diténjo horéng horn tea uncal meulit sarungna kana. Uncal ngarengkog, tuluy babadug hayang ngalésotkeun tandukna. HOS-hosan Kadéngé ambekanan. Si Kabayan beuki pageuh muntangna, uncal beuki rosa ngamukna, but tandukna beuki pageuh kabeulit lost my gloves. Si Kabayan beuki geumpeur, taya getihan uninteresting. "Tuluuuuung .... Tuluuunngg ...., Ieu aing struck uncal ...!" Si Kabayan gegeroan ménta Tulung. Nu teu lila burudul moro nyalampeurkeun. Nénjo uncal-abrugahn abrug tea, teu antaparah deui belewer ditumbak WE. Uncal ngajéngjéhé. Jekok-jekok on edge ngadékan rubuhna ka. Uncal ngajoprak. Si Kabayan ge ngalungsar gigireunana nautical rénghap ranjug. Nu ngariung hélokeun uncal. "Kumaha ditéwakna ucal sakieu badagna, Kabayan?" Si Kabayan nangtung lalaunan cungar nautical-wry smile., "Ah easy. Uncal mengpengan ka jambu handapeun amulet, my scabby dipegat. Goods deukeut Geus, Weh tandukna dirungkup my glove. Sarungna geuning tuh ka rangsak saroéh ogé edge. Karungkup mah teu hésé Geus, curry marieuskeun tandukna WE. " Saréréa gogodeg. Ari Si Kabayan padamuji tea nyéréngéh WE nautical ngusapan tuurna barared nu. Uncal on ngarecah. Si Kabayan ngajingjing pingping uncal nautical heheotan
Si Kabayan a man who beasal from the village, has five years studying in the land of uncle sam. One day ... he returned to his village.
Nyai Iteng (His wife) was surprised with the changes that happened to her husband (Kabayan). Kabayan formerly diligent prayer ... ga now never again be seen going to the mosque "boro-boro to pray at the mosque ... rumahpun NEVER"
Iteung curious and asked her husband why he is change. "Kang Kabayan! Iteung mah Jumena feel the same strange!" Iteung word wonder
"It's strange why atuh singing!" Answer Kang Kabayan.
"Why now Jumena rarely ... rarely ngaji prayers .... and NEVER go to the mosque!" iteung added.
"Now I have new confidence of the country there iteung uncle sam!" Kabayan answered with a high tone.
"Astaghfirullah ....! why there you will become like this?" Iteung sad.
"Come on ... you take it iteung kiayi or most powerful cleric in this village! He certainly could ga Jumena questions answered, he would be a follower Jumena" Kabayan said with pride.
Iteung feel worried ... he also rushed to call Asep cleric, one teacher of the Koran in the neighboring village.
Top Iteung calls, the cleric came to the house of the Kabayan. "Who are you?" Kabayan said.
"I Asep cleric, from the village next door"
"Right you cleric? Cleric ... if true you and you believe that god exists, you can certainly answered my question. ... But if you can not just leave your religion that!" Kabayan challenge the cleric ...
"Isha God ... if God allows me to answer that." Cleric said
"You do not believe once ... in America alone, when I went to college ... Professor smartest although no one could answer" snapped Kabayan with confidence.
"Then ... what questions would kang Kabayan aimed at me?" Asked the cleric.
"Look .... 1. If true god exists, show the form of god to me. 2. If humans have true destiny, fate and show what it is all on me. 3. Satan was not created from fire, then why did god enter into hell Satan? Hell was not made of fire? whether the devil would feel sick with heat? why god did not think until over there? "Tanya Kang Kabayan
"Plaque ...." (That's my picture on a slap sound) suddenly slapped the cleric Kabayan hard.
"Oh .... why did you slap me? You angry? If you can not prove do not be angry!" Kabayan said
The cleric smiled. "That is the answer to these three questions Jumena"
Kabayan: "If you lose do not be angry ..."
Ustad: "Like where I think a slap"
Kabayan: "Sick!"
Cleric: "MARJUKI believe that pain exists?"
Kabayan: "I believe!"
Ustad: "Show me the form of the disease"
Kabayan: "I can not show his form"
Ustad: "That answers your first question. Verily God exists but humans will not be able to see his"
Ustad: "What is before I came MARJUKI think will merima slap from me today?"
Kabayan: "No!"
Ustad: "That which is called destiny ..."
Ustad: "My hands were made of what?"
Kabayan: "Leather ..."
Ustad: "Made from what MARJUKI cheek?"
Kabayan: "The skin, too." by: Delis Srimulyani X-F
Acts and Professor Si Kabayan Kabayan and professor sitting opposite on the train that took them from Bandung to Jakarta. They have not never met before, that why they travel along not converse with each other.
To dispel boredom, professor offer something in Kabayan, "Hi Kabayan, what if we a guessing game? "
Kabayan was silent, staring at scenery outside the train window. This makes Professor became upset. He said, "Kabayan, let's play guessing!
I will ask questions to you guessed it. If you can not answer, you must pay 5,000, but if you can answer, I pay you USD. 50 000.
Kabayan became interested in the bid it.
The professor continued, "Then, you ask me questions. If I can answer that, you pay enough I Rp. 5000. But if I do not can answer, I pay you USD. 50 000, How? "
Kabayan's eyes twinkled. He said: "Fine, then. Now ask questions. "
"Ok," said the professor quickly. "My question is, how much distance exactly between the earth and the moon? "
Kabayan smile because it did not know what answer. He immediately reached into his pocket and handed over Rp. 5000, at professor. Happily Professor receive the money, "Well, now your turn. "
Kabayan thought for a moment, then asked, "What Animals during bipedal mountain climbing. But during the four-legged down the mountain? "
Professor and think hard to find answer. He did calculations with a sketchbook calculator. Then he took out a laptop, connect with the Internet and do a search in various encyclopaedia site. Some old, professor was trying. Finally he surrender.
With a grunt he gave money Rp. 50 000 at the Kabayan receive it with glad hearts.
"Hey, wait a minute!" The professor shout. "I do not accept. What the answer to your question? "
Si Kabayan smiled at the professor. Casually he reached into his pocket pants and handed over 5,000, - the professor.
Do not assume other people do not know what we know, because they often behind ignorance they know what we do not know. By:NANI SUSILAWATI X-F
œKabayan.â € â €? Si Iteung shouted. You see the artist's life â € "artists, they are rich â €" feast, the bourgeoisie. Their house was like a palace area, car lots, to â € "up to their garage just far broader than the area of land and our buildings. You try dong Kabayan, change fate. View friends â € "your friend, such as Si deception, his life was hard, but because she wants to change his fate then prosperous life. Our times become a conglomerate rather than richer but the poor precisely so konglomelarat added.
Kabayan who had been engrossed in watching a soap opera which discusses the life of adolescents with glamouristik background, so foul â € "mood.
Si Kabayan: â €? Ouch Iteng, Iteung, bujuku. Everybody's not destined to be a conglomerate, but also konglomelarat.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Yeah, but you try to please, when ye want to keep this up until we wrinkles, to enter Hades? Â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? It is not Iteung, we must change Iteung, but perhaps his destiny is not sekarang.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Continue when Kabayan? Come search job applications or search for anyone knew there was bidding so artists. Search tuch in newspapers, magazines â €?
Kabayan was forced to open one â € "by one newspaper and magazine pages.
After a long time to open and read, arrived â € "tibaâ € |
Si Kabayan: â €? Iteung, Iteung here. Look at this. There was bidding to become the artist. You do not want to be artists? Â €?
The Iteung: â €? Already, Brother, I'm not village girl who was not pretty, not smart like Big Brother, let alone artists lain.â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? Fine, let's see where the address. We must get there soon. We'll be rich Iteung, hahaha â €?
The Iteung: â €? Quick, write the address, hold go there, the list, do not forget to read kontraknya.â €? Si Kabayan then went to the place referred to earlier. He went to use the city bus. Kabayan Arriving there, met the receptionist.
Receptionist: â €? Good morning, how may I help you? Â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? Well Ma'am, in today's paper I had seen there was bidding to become the artist. I could list where ya Mbak? Â €?
Receptionist: â €? Mas to the second floor just to meet the pendaftaran.â €?
Kabayan also got into the second floor to the registration section according to a message from the Receptionist said. Meets the registration section.
Registration: â €? Good morning sir, may I help you? Â €?
Kabayan: â €? Well sir, I read an ad in a newspaper published today, that here received registration to become artis.â €?
Registration: â €? Yes, we accept. Now fill the form first, then later we held training for an audition, then we give proper role in his film nanti.â €?
Although Kabayan could be confused with the meaning of training, Kabayan did not care. He continue to fill out the form with the spirit of 45. After that Kabayan given beginning of the training contract.
Fro one-month training brings results. He passed the selection and get the appropriate role, that is a fool. Then Kabayan signed a contract for as many as 25 episodes of a soap opera. Then brought home a letter that follows money contract royalties.
The Iteung excited to see what has been brought by Si Kabayan.
Kabayan: â €? Iteung, see Iteung, we will be kaya.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Good yes, celebrities. Hehehe. By â € "say what you get roles in the soap opera? Â €?
Kabayan: â €? Jadiâ € | fool, Iteung. But for me it is just a role, it does not mean I was stupid Iteung.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Oh well, whatever but now I've become an important wife of a artis.â €?
Kabayan Since then life changed. Who had been living in a shack, now living in the real estate, who had been wearing a bicycle ontel now wear a luxury car. By:SRI HERAWATI X-F
Si Kabayan brilliant idea A sunny morning on the day of the week, the Kabayan seen sitting bewildered on the sidewalk. Removed a wallet from his pocket "oh ... cupa three thousand ...!"
Sikabayan again about his family request early this morning:
Iteung (Wife): Kang ... aja atuh do not sleep ... there looking for work ...! Iteung again coming months so you need to bandage .... Iteung
Ambu (Previous page): Kabayan ... BH (Bra. ..) Ambu damaged dah ... Si Abah has not been harvested ... Ambu please buy a new bra, I'll already harvested Ambu dressing!
Abah (Previous page): Ontohod ...! (Out loud) if returned later bawain Abah fresh drink!
Usep (son): Pa ... will bring you food! Usep long dah ga on beliin food ...
"Intensive Care ...! Money there's only three thousand of silver, I have to buy what ...?" Kabayan's rich confusion. Instead of looking for ways to make money continues to turn his brain to figure out how three thousand rupiah can fulfill all wishes his family.
Inadvertently by a young coconut merchant. Brilliant ideas emerged. "Mang! Berapaan coconut?" call a handyman coconut.
"Five thousand kang!" the repairman said the coconut.
"Very expensive indeed! Three thousand aja ya!"
"Well ... naturally also already four thousand five hundred ..." Replied the merchant.
"Ah ... My father was also in villages next to a coconut plantation just ngejual two thousand five hundred"
Sipedagang can not move slightly, finally with a coconut that he was forced to sell to the Kabayan.
After getting the palm of the Kabayan Home!
"Kang! Ko gone home? How ... can kejaannya?" Iteung asked.
"Praise singing ... iteng had aids help ngankutin merchandise in the market" he said casually.
"Please take a machete, plastic rope, the same glass plate" Kabayan send to his wife.
"For what kang?" iteung asked back.
"Just take it ... MARJUKI have by-the result of hard work Jumena"
Si Kabayan hurried round the house. He had bought a coconut cut up. Coconut water he poured into a glass. Coconut meat he kept in the dish. Batoknya it for two equal parts, then he holes in the sides and tie a plastic strap as a brace. Serabutnya he rapihkan and divided into several sections and then input into a bag he kresek.
After the wrong ... he brought into the house and placed on the table. Then he rushed back out of the house ...
"... This MARJUKI hell ...?" cried his wife ...
Si Kabayan screaming while away from home ... "That made Abah ... ari coconut flesh to make the Usep aja ... Batoknya love to Ambu ... Well ... there you bandage to provide Iteung already in the bag too ... kresek ...!"
Basis of the Kabayan ....! The idea was and still is rich he ... Mc giver Sorry if postingannya ga funny! If there are similar names figure in the post, it's just coincidence By:RITA ROSITA X-F
I went to Balilast month.For surfing competition of indonesian we go to yogya at 8.00 AM using arrow planed. I was in Bali at 10.00 AM. We are redy to play copetition and I meet with my idola surfing. Iand friend to with him and take the signd ture then. I was suprised after him to play surfing with him
By : hamzah K irna P irma p N. reva wdya R. Dde Gilang
Si Kabayan a man who beasal from the village, has five years studying in the land of uncle sam. One day ... he returned to his village.
Nyai Iteng (His wife) was surprised with the changes that happened to her husband (Kabayan). Kabayan formerly diligent prayer ... ga now never again be seen going to the mosque "boro-boro to pray at the mosque ... rumahpun NEVER"
Iteung curious and asked her husband why he is change. "Kang Kabayan! Iteung mah Jumena feel the same strange!" Iteung word wonder
"It's strange why atuh singing!" Answer Kang Kabayan.
"Why now Jumena rarely ... rarely ngaji prayers .... and NEVER go to the mosque!" iteung added.
"Now I have new confidence of the country there iteung uncle sam!" Kabayan answered with a high tone.
"Astaghfirullah ....! why there you will become like this?" Iteung sad.
"Come on ... you take it iteung kiayi or most powerful cleric in this village! He certainly could ga Jumena questions answered, he would be a follower Jumena" Kabayan said with pride.
Iteung feel worried ... he also rushed to call Asep cleric, one teacher of the Koran in the neighboring village.
Top Iteung calls, the cleric came to the house of the Kabayan. "Who are you?" Kabayan said.
"I Asep cleric, from the village next door"
"Right you cleric? Cleric ... if true you and you believe that god exists, you can certainly answered my question. ... But if you can not just leave your religion that!" Kabayan challenge the cleric ...
"Isha God ... if God allows me to answer that." Cleric said
"You do not believe once ... in America alone, when I went to college ... Professor smartest although no one could answer" snapped Kabayan with confidence.
"Then ... what questions would kang Kabayan aimed at me?" Asked the cleric.
"Look .... 1. If true god exists, show the form of god to me. 2. If humans have true destiny, fate and show what it is all on me. 3. Satan was not created from fire, then why did god enter into hell Satan? Hell was not made of fire? whether the devil would feel sick with heat? why god did not think until over there? "Tanya Kang Kabayan
"Plaque ...." (That's my picture on a slap sound) suddenly slapped the cleric Kabayan hard.
"Oh .... why did you slap me? You angry? If you can not prove do not be angry!" Kabayan said
The cleric smiled. "That is the answer to these three questions Jumena"
Kabayan: "If you lose do not be angry ..."
Ustad: "Like where I think a slap"
Kabayan: "Sick!"
Cleric: "MARJUKI believe that pain exists?"
Kabayan: "I believe!"
Ustad: "Show me the form of the disease"
Kabayan: "I can not show his form"
Ustad: "That answers your first question. Verily God exists but humans will not be able to see his"
Ustad: "What is before I came MARJUKI think will merima slap from me today?"
Si Kabayan brilliant idea A sunny morning on the day of the week, the Kabayan seen sitting bewildered on the sidewalk. Removed a wallet from his pocket "oh ... cupa three thousand ...!"
Sikabayan again about his family request early this morning:
Iteung (Wife): Kang ... aja atuh do not sleep ... there looking for work ...! Iteung again coming months so you need to bandage .... Iteung
Ambu (Previous page): Kabayan ... BH (Bra. ..) Ambu damaged dah ... Si Abah has not been harvested ... Ambu please buy a new bra, I'll already harvested Ambu dressing!
Abah (Previous page): Ontohod ...! (Out loud) if returned later bawain Abah fresh drink!
Usep (son): Pa ... will bring you food! Usep long dah ga on beliin food ...
"Intensive Care ...! Money there's only three thousand of silver, I have to buy what ...?" Kabayan's rich confusion. Instead of looking for ways to make money continues to turn his brain to figure out how three thousand rupiah can fulfill all wishes his family.
Inadvertently by a young coconut merchant. Brilliant ideas emerged. "Mang! Berapaan coconut?" call a handyman coconut.
"Five thousand kang!" the repairman said the coconut.
"Very expensive indeed! Three thousand aja ya!"
"Well ... naturally also already four thousand five hundred ..." Replied the merchant.
"Ah ... My father was also in villages next to a coconut plantation just ngejual two thousand five hundred"
Sipedagang can not move slightly, finally with a coconut that he was forced to sell to the Kabayan.
After getting the palm of the Kabayan Home!
"Kang! Ko gone home? How ... can kejaannya?" Iteung asked.
"Praise singing ... iteng had aids help ngankutin merchandise in the market" he said casually.
"Please take a machete, plastic rope, the same glass plate" Kabayan send to his wife.
"For what kang?" iteung asked back.
"Just take it ... MARJUKI have by-the result of hard work Jumena"
Si Kabayan hurried round the house. He had bought a coconut cut up. Coconut water he poured into a glass. Coconut meat he kept in the dish. Batoknya it for two equal parts, then he holes in the sides and tie a plastic strap as a brace. Serabutnya he rapihkan and divided into several sections and then input into a bag he kresek.
After the wrong ... he brought into the house and placed on the table. Then he rushed back out of the house ...
"... This MARJUKI hell ...?" cried his wife ...
Si Kabayan screaming while away from home ... "That made Abah ... ari coconut flesh to make the Usep aja ... Batoknya love to Ambu ... Well ... there you bandage to provide Iteung already in the bag too ... kresek ...!"
œKabayan.â € â €? Si Iteung shouted. You see the artist's life â € "artists, they are rich â €" feast, the bourgeoisie. Their house was like a palace area, car lots, to â € "up to their garage just far broader than the area of land and our buildings. You try dong Kabayan, change fate. View friends â € "your friend, such as Si deception, his life was hard, but because she wants to change his fate then prosperous life. Our times become a conglomerate rather than richer but the poor precisely so konglomelarat added.
Kabayan who had been engrossed in watching a soap opera which discusses the life of adolescents with glamouristik background, so foul â € "mood.
Si Kabayan: â €? Ouch Iteng, Iteung, bujuku. Everybody's not destined to be a conglomerate, but also konglomelarat.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Yeah, but you try to please, when ye want to keep this up until we wrinkles, to enter Hades? Â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? It is not Iteung, we must change Iteung, but perhaps his destiny is not sekarang.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Continue when Kabayan? Come search job applications or search for anyone knew there was bidding so artists. Search tuch in newspapers, magazines â €?
Kabayan was forced to open one â € "by one newspaper and magazine pages.
After a long time to open and read, arrived â € "tibaâ € |
Si Kabayan: â €? Iteung, Iteung here. Look at this. There was bidding to become the artist. You do not want to be artists? Â €?
The Iteung: â €? Already, Brother, I'm not village girl who was not pretty, not smart like Big Brother, let alone artists lain.â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? Fine, let's see where the address. We must get there soon. We'll be rich Iteung, hahaha â €?
The Iteung: â €? Quick, write the address, hold go there, the list, do not forget to read kontraknya.â €? Si Kabayan then went to the place referred to earlier. He went to use the city bus. Kabayan Arriving there, met the receptionist.
Receptionist: â €? Good morning, how may I help you? Â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? Well Ma'am, in today's paper I had seen there was bidding to become the artist. I could list where ya Mbak? Â €?
Receptionist: â €? Mas to the second floor just to meet the pendaftaran.â €?
Kabayan also got into the second floor to the registration section according to a message from the Receptionist said. Meets the registration section.
Registration: â €? Good morning sir, may I help you? Â €?
Kabayan: â €? Well sir, I read an ad in a newspaper published today, that here received registration to become artis.â €?
Registration: â €? Yes, we accept. Now fill the form first, then later we held training for an audition, then we give proper role in his film nanti.â €?
Although Kabayan could be confused with the meaning of training, Kabayan did not care. He continue to fill out the form with the spirit of 45. After that Kabayan given beginning of the training contract.
Fro one-month training brings results. He passed the selection and get the appropriate role, that is a fool. Then Kabayan signed a contract for as many as 25 episodes of a soap opera. Then brought home a letter that follows money contract royalties.
The Iteung excited to see what has been brought by Si Kabayan.
Kabayan: â €? Iteung, see Iteung, we will be kaya.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Good yes, celebrities. Hehehe. By â € "say what you get roles in the soap opera? Â €?
Kabayan: â €? Jadiâ € | fool, Iteung. But for me it is just a role, it does not mean I was stupid Iteung.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Oh well, whatever but now I've become an important wife of a artis.â €?
Kabayan Since then life changed. Who had been living in a shack, now living in the real estate, who had been wearing a bicycle ontel now wear a luxury car.
For a long time Kabayan and his father-in-law had entertainedthe idea of making a deer trap, but nothing had ever come of their intention. One day Kabayan called his father-in-law. "Come, Pa, "he said. "Let's dig a ditch. A deer is sure to fall into it, and then well slaughter it together." "No, replied Kabayan his father-in-law. "You dig the ditch, Kabayan. I'd rather snare a bird." "Good, said Kabayan." "But when I catch my deer, I won't give you any part of it." "Never mind,"replied the father his-in-law." "When I snare my bird, you get no part of it either. The next very morning, very, very early. Kabayan's father his-in-law went outside to have a look at the trap he had set up. It was just as he had left it the night before. He walked over to Kabayan's trap and there he saw a fine, large deer. He looked about him stealthily and seeing no one, he tied a rope around the deer's neck, which he then fastened to his own trap. He quickly returned to the house and called his son-in-law. "Kabayan, kabayan, wake up! "he shouted."Let's go out and see whether there's anything in our traps." Kabayan yawned and streched and joinde his father-in-law. "Alhamdullilah! The lord be praised!"exclaimed Kabayan's father-in -law. "Look at that!"he pointed to the deer in his trap. Si kabayan walked away without saying a word A little later, when Kabayan's wife called her father and husband for breakfast. Kabayan didn't appear. Kabayan 's wife was worried. "Where is he?" she asked her father. They waited, but he did not come. Kabayan's wife began to cry. "He's been eaten by a tiger,"she sobbed,"or choked bye a devil in the forest-or kidnapped!" Her father tried to console her and said he whould go out immediately to search for kabayan. It was not long before he found him, sitting by the bank of a river in an attitude of meditation, watching the water flow by. "Kabayan! called his father-in-law. "What are you doing? Why didn't you come to breakfast?" "Look, Pa!said Kabayan, glancing up at his-in-law, but leaving his question unanswered. "Look at this water. If this isn't strangest thing!....." "What is the matter?" "Ah Kabayan impossible, Kabayan! Water doesn't flow upstream. It has to flow downstream!" "Why does it have to?"said Kabayan,"if a deer can be caught in a bird snare? Kabayan father-in-law looked very sheepish. He admitted that he had deceived Kabayan and he returned the deer to his son-in-law. But Kabayan took revenge, and when the deer was slaughtered his father-in-law got nothing but its bones.
One day the wife told sikabayan named nyiitenung to go into the garden looking for someone who knows jackfruit cooked. "Kang into the garden .... there" "Looking for anything in the garden singing?" "Swatch ripe jackfruit" "Wait a minute" After that go into the garden sikabayan not forget to bring a machete. Kabayan Arriving at the garden and then went upstairs looking for jackfruit jackfruit trees that are old or cooked. "There does not seem to mature, it seems that this is old" Treet .. jackfruit in the quotation from the tree and then fell to the ground Sikabayan down, then taken to a river As she told ... "Jackfruit, because they are old you are, you now go ahead, I want to fetch firewood" Then jack it On Going, whereas sikabayan back to the garden. Sikabayan home in the afternoon with a whistle, to the house nyiiteung ask "where jackfruit kang?" "I've come home first?!" "Go home with who?" "I was Going to the river because nangkanya old days can not go home of their own" replied sikabayan with innocent face "Borokokok .... jackfruit can go home where there own ", replied sullenly nyiiteung ??????????
Nyi Iteung didn't know what to do. Her husband didn't want to have a bath a few day. He had some reason to tell to his wife. It made Nyi Iteung angry with him. On that day Kabayan was still sleeping at the verandah of his house. Nyi Iteung thought the way how to force Kabayan in order him to wake up and a bath. Finally, Nyi Iteung put the chicken shit into Kabayan's nose. Kabayan got up when he felt something in his nose. He washed his body, but the bad smell couldn't lose from his body. "Was it from my sarong?" he grumbled. He when back to take shower to clean everything he wore. But, the smell cloudn't this apeare. Nyi Iteung was happy because her planed was succesful. She was sorry about be having her husband. Finally, she told her husband the secret. "What's the matter?" Nyi Iteung said to her husband. "Nothing, but I smell something bad untill my clothes cleaned up all, but the bad smell can't this apeare" Kabayan replyed. "Is everything cleaned up?" Nyi Iteung asked. "Yes" Kabayan said. "Look at there something on your nose" Nyi Iteung pointed to her husband's nose. Kabayan try his finger into his nose. Infact, there was the chicken shit in side his nose. "Oh.....here it is, it makes me smelling bad" Kabayan said. Kabayan went back to washed up his nose and now the bad smell has gone.
In antiquity, in West Java, there lived a princess named Dayang Sumbi. He has a son named Sangkuriang. The child was very fond of hunting in the woods. Every hunting, he was always accompanied by her beloved dog named Tumang. Tumang is actually the reincarnation of the god, and also the biological father Sangkuriang, but Sangkuriang not know about it and his mother was deliberately concealing it.
One day, as usual Sangkuriang go to the woods to hunt. Once when he got in the woods, Sangkuriang start looking for prey. He saw there was a bird that was perched on the branch, then without thinking Sangkuriang shot, and right on target. Sangkuriang then ruled Tumang to pursue his quarry before, but the Tumang silent and refused to follow orders Sangkuriang. Because very annoyed at Tumang, then Sangkuriang and drove Tumang and not allowed to go home with him again.
After many years of wandering Sangkuriang, he eventually intends to return to his hometown. Arriving there, he was very surprised at all, because his hometown had changed completely. Sangkuriang pleasure is increased when the time in the middle of the road met a very beautiful woman, who is none other than Sumbi Dayang. Since the enchanted by the beauty of the woman, then a direct Sangkuriang proposed. Finally an application is received by Dayang Sangkuriang Sumbi, and agreed to be married in the near future.
One day, his future wife Sangkuriang requested permission to hunt in the crime. Before departing, he asked Dayang Sumbi to tighten and straighten tie kapalanya. Dayang Sumbi surprised, because when she was tidying Sangkuriang headband, he saw the scar. The scar is a scar similar to his son. When asked about the cause of the wound Sangkuriang, Dayang Sumbi increased surprised, because it was true that the prospective husband is her own child.
Dayang Sumbi very distraught, because he could not marry her own daughter. After Sangkuriang home hunting, trying to speak to Dayang Sumbi Sangkuriang, so Sangkuriang cancel their wedding plans. Dayang Sumbi request is not approved Sangkuriang, and only considered the wind went right.
Every day, Dayang Sumbi think about how to order their wedding never happened. After thinking hard, Dayang Sumbi finally found the best way. He proposed two conditions to Sangkuriang. If Sangkuriang can meet both requirements, then Dayang Sumbi want to be a wife, but instead if fails then the wedding will be canceled. Terms of the first Dayang Sumbi wish that the Citarum river dammed. And the second is, ask Sangkuriang to create a very large boat to cross rivers. Both conditions must be settled before dawn.
Dayang Sangkuriang Sumbi undertakes the second request, and promised to finish it before dawn. With its supernatural power, then deploy Sangkuriang his friends from the jinn to help solve these tasks. Secretly, Dayang Sumbi Sangkuriang peek of the work. What a surprise to him, because Sangkuriang almost all the conditions given menyelesaiklan Dayang Sumbi before dawn.
Dayang Sumbi then asked for the aid community about to roll out a red silk cloth on the east side of town. When she saw the color red in the east of the city, Sangkuriang think if it was already late morning. Sangkuriang immediately stopped work and felt unable to meet the requirements have been raised by Dayang Sumbi.
With a sense of annoyance and disappointment, and then break down the dam Sangkuriang which he had built himself. Since the breakdown of the dam, then there was flooding and the entire city under water. Sangkuriang also kicked a large canoe which he had built. The canoe was floated and fell face down, then became a mountain named Tangkuban Perahu.
NAME SRI WAHYUNI KABAYAN IS NAUGHTY BOY IN THE ISLAMIC HOME
Kabayan is very naughty, he likes to lie and to steal foods. Then when he will lie when his a friends asks him. All his friends knows this, they want to make kabayan stop being naughty. they all agree that kabayan must get the lesson. Kabayan likes a sugary is very much, he usually eats his sugary aand then he will take his friend sugary. Salman (kabayan his friend) buys a patk of sugary's in the pack age. Then he went to the dispeensary to buy a piece of laxative. Laxative is kind of madicine to clean the intens tines. On the bedroom, Salman changes the cover of the laxative, after that he puts the pack age in a cup board, he believers that in to will find the pack age and will open it when he comes. When kabayan comes to bedroom, he opens the cop board and finds a pack age of sugary, without askinghis all friend permission, he takes it and eats the contents. later in the evening, kabayan feels the urge to go to the lavatory. He goes there and finds that he cannot stop the flow from his stomach. He becomes very hungry. Then he report to his all friend and they adviserd him not to be greedy and that he must always ask for permission when he wants to take anythink which is not for him. From that tie on, kbabayan promises that he will never be naughty, he will always ask all friend permission when he wants to do anything he like.
kabayan sat down faced to professor in train. They went from bandung to Jakarta. They haven't met before.On the way they didn't chat and professor offered something to kabayan. "Hi kabayan,how if we make gressing eachoter?" kabayan was silence while he looked at sphere in outside of the train. It made professor angry. Professor said "come on kabayan!! let's play! I'd give you questions for questing. "if you can't answer my question you have to pay rp.5000 to me , but if you can answer l have to pay rp.50.000 to you. Kabayan was interested in that offeryng. Professor continued "then you give me question" ok.....answer the professor quickly. "My question is "how long is the distance between earth and moon? kabayan smile because he didn't know the answer. Hi picked his money in his pocket and gave it to proffesor. Professor was very happy, accepted this money. "Now your turn!. Kabayan thought it for a while, and asked to professor "what animal which has two foot when he climb the mountain, but when he come down has four foot? Professor thought hardly to find out the answer. He made an attemp then brought outside his laptop, conected with the interned and explored the encyclopedya sites. It was so long and he gave up. while grumbled he gave rp.50.000 to kabayan and kabayan reccived with pleasure. "Hi wait a moment" professor screaned. "I don't accept. what is the answer of your question?" Kabayan smiled to professor slowly, he picked his pocket and gave rp.5000 to professor. Don't you think that the other people don't know, because behind the unknown they know.what ever we don't know.
one night, seven o'clock teptnya over several minutes Kabayan just returned from his fishing dirawa without getting any fish, trip home he passed the mosque side by side with the woman who had her heart's dream (singer iteng). as it passes through a mosque, incidentally the new jema'ah after evening prayer, from one of the main congregation he saw no direction (grandfather singing iteng) diteras looking confused front of the mosque, Kabayan was over and said, "why even why rich people confused??", direction replied, "earlier this direction ...., forget to go to the mosque pake slipper is not it?? (advised parents usually senile) Kabayan you please check the home direction", Kabayan replied, "yes that, well wait a minute!" Kabayan went home with the direction that adjoin the mosque, until the front door of Kabayan and he got the idea to say hello, "asalm mualaikum", singing iteng replied, "walaikum greetings!, eh kang Kabayan! kang no need what?", Kabayan replied, " Ehh I met earlier this neng direction at the mosque, then there you kiss on the cheek told you ", singing iteng was shocked and replied," ah ... the correct kang? ", Kabayan replied," if guns believed shouted from the window of the same aja neng, "iteng singer went to the window and shouted at the mosque," which is true even?? ", direction replied," yes neng ", until the singer also kissed by Kabayan iteng, having kissed the left cheek Kabayan said," two both atuh neng! , "iteng singer replied," ah the Jumena, the correct kang ", Kabayan replied," shouted again if aja ga believe it!, "iteng singer went back to the window and had said," two both flood ", direction replied," yes yes atuh, the only one ", Kabayan managed to kiss him on both cheeks even singing iteng, Kabayan had to say goodbye," already well used to singing, singing iteng replied as she was surprised to wonder why the direction he had kissed Kabayan, "yes kang, liver heart street ", Kabayan went home with a face to remember the series without the slightest what purpose came to his house singing iteng ...
Si Kabayan a man who beasal from the village, has five years studying in the land of uncle sam. One day ... he returned to his village.
Nyai Iteng (His wife) was surprised with the changes that happened to her husband (Kabayan). Kabayan formerly diligent prayer ... ga now never again be seen going to the mosque "boro-boro to pray at the mosque ... rumahpun NEVER"
Iteung curious and asked her husband why he is change. "Kang Kabayan! Iteung mah Jumena feel the same strange!" Iteung word wonder
"It's strange why atuh singing!" Answer Kang Kabayan.
"Why now Jumena rarely ... rarely ngaji prayers .... and NEVER go to the mosque!" iteung added.
"Now I have new confidence of the country there iteung uncle sam!" Kabayan answered with a high tone.
"Astaghfirullah ....! why there you will become like this?" Iteung sad.
"Come on ... you take it iteung kiayi or most powerful cleric in this village! He certainly could ga Jumena questions answered, he would be a follower Jumena" Kabayan said with pride.
Iteung feel worried ... he also rushed to call Asep cleric, one teacher of the Koran in the neighboring village.
Top Iteung calls, the cleric came to the house of the Kabayan. "Who are you?" Kabayan said.
"I Asep cleric, from the village next door"
"Right you cleric? Cleric ... if true you and you believe that god exists, you must be able to answer my question. ... But if you can not just leave your religion that!" Kabayan challenge the cleric ...
"Isha God ... if God allows me to answer that." Cleric said
"You do not believe once ... in America alone, when I went to college ... Professor smartest although no one could answer" snapped Kabayan with confidence.
"Then ... what questions would kang Kabayan aimed at me?" Asked the cleric.
"Look .... 1. If true god exists, show the form of god to me. 2. If humans have true destiny, fate and show what it is all on me. 3. Satan was not created from fire, then why did god enter into hell Satan? Hell was not made of fire? whether the devil would feel sick with heat? why god did not think until over there? "Tanya Kang Kabayan
"Plaque ...." (That's my picture on a slap sound) suddenly slapped the cleric Kabayan hard.
"Oh .... why did you slap me? You angry? If you can not prove do not be angry!" Kabayan said
The cleric smiled. "That is the answer to these three questions Jumena"
Kabayan: "If you lose do not be angry ..."
Ustad: "Like where I think a slap"
Kabayan: "Sick!"
Ustad: "MARJUKI believe that pain exists?"
Kabayan: "I believe!"
Ustad: "Show me the form of the disease"
Kabayan: "I can not show his form"
Ustad: "That answers your first question. Verily God exists but humans will not be able to see his"
Ustad: "What is before I came MARJUKI think will merima slap from me today?"
Kabayan: "No!"
Ustad: "That which is called destiny ..."
Ustad: "My hands were made of what?"
Kabayan: "Leather ..."
Ustad: "Made from what MARJUKI cheek?"
Kabayan: "The skin, too."
Ustad: "How do you slap me?"
Kabayan: "sick!"
Ustad: "Although the devil is made of fire and hell are made of fire ... if God wills the hell is a painful place for devil"
Hear the answer from the cleric ... sikabayan silent. Well ... now live as where Kang Kabayan react .... I will not write because dah must ngantor again tomorrow night, it's time to sleep ....!
Climbing mountains is pleasant. On my holiday,my friends and I always join to carry out a climbing. Thy have the same hobby as I. It is not only a hobby but also recreation and sport. Generally student like climbing mountains very much, because thy, can cross the river, enter the jungle, eat together with friends in the middle of the wild area. They feel closer to the almighty. We do this although it is too dangerous for us, we must cross the wild current of the riveres , the steep canyons, the fierce forests and many other . It won’t be obstacles especially for the lover of the nature. Recently six studnts of the High Technical school from smk cijulang have died in the valley of salak mount in west java. The search and rescuer teames have attempted to save them, but they failed. They fount only the corpeses . They have looked for their tracks around the top and the mountain slope for weeks. The other accident happened around the jayawijaya mountain in irian jaya.four studnts of trisakti Universitydied. This hobby is useful providing the participants take carefulnss in climbing the mountain.They must prepare themselves effectively,enough food supply,climbing apparatus, and the aid of local authority.
elbow, was moved to smell it. Soon he was washing his hands right elbow too. Apparently the smell was not too lost. Tngan left elbow was in the wash. Si Kabayan repeatedly back and forth to the well, but it has not lost baun. "Well, like here. . ., "Guessed rubbing and holding her hair. Finger that had been in use holding kissed hair. "Exactly!" Her hair had to be washed clean. Although all parts of the head has been washed, but the smell is still there. Si Kabayan jujga upset. With feelings of upset he had to flush the whole body as well. Starting from head to foot nothing is missed. Si Kabayan who felt his body was clean dress soon. However, after the dress dating back stinging smell. "What may sarungku?" Yes, that's glove is a source of odor. Sheath was also washed clean. After that, hilangkah smell? Apparently not. Si Kabayan annoyed and almost desperate. Though his clothes, which is the only one that when done in the washing smells also remain there. Nyi Iteung who witnessed her husband's behavior back and forth to the well with amusement. Successful. . ., "Nyi Iteung squealed happily. Finally, he felt kasiahn also witnessed her husband's behavior. Although the entire body and his clothes in the wash with the clean, still dazed and desperate. "What's up, mate. . . .? " "Ah, pa taka-apa.Nah. . ., Just you that have not been kissed. You must have a source of the smell. . . ! "Said Nyi Kabayan, rising Iteung hunt. Yey. . ., "Nyi Iteung away. Nyi Iteung feel sorry too. Finally, he opened a secret. "Kang, what all have you clean?" "Yes, everything. Tinggak you. . .! "Patience, kang. Well, that's what kang. . .? "Point Nyi Iteung Kea red nostrils of her husband. Si Kabayan memesukan little finger on the nostril. Once withdrawn, apparently true, that chicken manure was there. "Damn. ., Apparently this disease. . . ! Finally, by jogging back toward the well Si Kabayan. Returning from the well for the umpteenth time, the rumbling stomach. Moreover, the smell of fried salted fish from the kitchen very sharp nose. "Come on, Kang we eat. I had been already prepared. Usually if a sharp nose smelled fried salted fish. . . "Yeah, Teung. Chicken shit bastard that removes taste. . . "Taka pa-what, Kang. The important thing now is fresh Kang Kabayan. Body is clean. Eating too will taste delicious. Dan. . . "Yes, I understand. After eating akuk Abah will follow to the field. It is time for a break, right? I'll replace the rest. . . "
Name: Eka Nurdiawati Class: X F B. Studies: B. English
Si Kabayan Bathroom Nyi Iteung wits. This has been a few days Si Kabayan, her husband, nor take a bath. What nonsense that dikemukannya reasons. "Ah, still cold. Not just a little late, "it reasons, if Nyi Iteung told him to shower in the morning. "It'll all duhur alone. . ., "Yet another reason for a little lunch. "Well, unhealthy midday bath. Do-not even pain later, 'said Si Kabayan duhur time. So forth. Nyi Iteung increasingly looked annoyed. Once again looking reasonable. "Wow, that was not going to fail. . .! "Shrieked Nyi Iteung after finding reasonable sniper. Si Kabayan afternoon was still sleeping on the divan or couch on the porch bamboo hut. Kabayan was the famous lazy. At that time-in-law and other farmers have come down to the field. Nyi Iteung yourself a new home from the river, washing dishes and clothes. "This is it. . ., "Muttered Nyi Iteung when he discovered the still-warm chicken manure. Brownish red in color. similar to tomato sauce. Nyi Iteung then look for a piece of stick. Once obtained, he poke a stick at the pile of pieces of chicken manure. When stick-appointed, chicken droppings stuck to the edges. With very careful Nyi Iteung put chicken manure on lubamh her husband's nose. Nyi Iteung satisfied, until the plan is completed, Si Kabayan did not wake up too, with a smirk towards her husband, and went inside to continue his work in the kitchen. Si Kabayan just awakened from sleep when asked on the contents of his stomach rumbling. For business this one, should take precedence. Although still sleepy, he forced himself to wake up. When sitting as she felt her stomach the increasingly knotted draped, Si Kabayan started to feel something was wrong. Affect the sharp smell. Salted fish being fried her kitchen far too soon can dikeetahui. However, this time it smells different. Looking for the source of this smell it around the seat, but also not met. "Well, damn! Apparently chicken fucker back of my hand regard this as a latrine. . . 'He murmured, mambaui back of his hand. "Here. . ., "He continued, was forced down to clean the backs of the hands to the wells. "Net. . .! "He muttered again as he resumed his seat on the divan. But his seat again disturbed by the smell the same. "Well, where else. Maybe here. . ., "He sighed as he sniffed the back of his left hand," Yes! " Si Kabayan go back to the well to wash the back of his left hand. After the back left hand in the sink to clean, the smell was not too lost. Then, he kissed the arm near the
Climbing mountains is pleasant. On my holiday,my friends and I always join to carry out a climbing. Thy have the same hobby as I. It is not only a hobby but also recreation and sport. Generally student like climbing mountains very much, because thy, can cross the river, enter the jungle, eat together with friends in the middle of the wild area. They feel closer to the almighty. We do this although it is too dangerous for us, we must cross the wild current of the riveres , the steep canyons, the fierce forests and many other . It won’t be obstacles especially for the lover of the nature. Recently six studnts of the High Technical school from smk cijulang have died in the valley of salak mount in west java. The search and rescuer teames have attempted to save them, but they failed. They fount only the corpeses . They have looked for their tracks around the top and the mountain slope for weeks. The other accident happened around the jayawijaya mountain in irian jaya.four studnts of trisakti Universitydied. This hobby is useful providing the participants take carefulnss in climbing the mountain.They must prepare themselves effectively,enough food supply,climbing apparatus, and the aid of local authority.
Si Kabayan and his wife went to Mountain Gede to spend some time as astetics, praying and fasting and meditating, so that their wish to become rich might be granted them. One day, in the midst of their meditations, a god appeared to them
“Kabayan,” said the god. “I granted you two wishes. But only two. You had better talk it over with your wife before you make them.”
Kabayan and his wife had a lengthy discussion about what they should wish for. It had simply impossible for them to agree. Kabayan wanted to wish for a great amount of money, but his wife thought they should wish for abundant supply of rice. Finally Kabayan become so annoyed with his wife that he said, “I wish the gods would turn you into a monkey !”
Immediately Kabayan’s wish was granted, and he saw his wife transformed into a monkey before his very eyes. This is he could not bear, and so he wished that his wife would become herself again. His wish was promptly granted.
But these two wishes Kabayan’s chance to ask for wealth was gone, and he and his wife remained poor as long as they lived
SI KABAYAN IS A HAJI It seemed to Si Kabayan that he had not anything really good to eat for a long time. He even had visions of a delicious chicken, aromatic in thick coconut sauce. One day he had an idea. He knew that his father-in-law always served the most excellent food if a haji paid him a visit, so he disguised himself as a haji, white robe, white fez, and flowing white scarf, and went to his father-in-law’s home. As soon as si Kabayan’s father-in-law saw that he had a haji as guest he told his wife to prepare a chicken. Si Kabayan ate heartily of his father-in-law’s fare and after the meal revealed his identity. His father-in-law was very angry and decide to take revenge. One afternoon he dressed himself up as a haji and went to Si Kabayan’s house. Si Kabayan called his wife. “We have an honored guest, dear. Have our goat slaughtered at once.” “Goat ?!” exclaimed Si Kabayan’s wife. “Where do you expect me to get a goat? We haven’t so much as goat’s tail about the place !” “Aren’t you ashamed talking such nonsense !” reproached Si Kabayan. “Just slaughter your father’s goat. It’s tied right in back of our house.” Hearing Kabayan’s words, his guest the Haji said quickly. “No, no, Kabayan. That’s the only goat I own.” “Oh, I’m so sorry,” said Kabayan. “I thought you were a guest from Southern Arabia.”
Si Kabayan Traps a Deer West Java For a long time Si Kabayan and his father-in-law had entertained the idea of making a deer trap, but nothing had ever come of their intention. One day Kabayan called his father-in-law. “Come, Pa,” he said. “Let’s dig a ditch. A deer is sure to fall into it, and then we’ll slaughter it together.” “No,” replied Kabayan’s father-in-law. “You dig the ditch, Kabayan. I’d rather snare a bird.” “Good,” said Kabayan. ” But when I catch my deer, I won’t give you any part of it.” “Never mind,” replied the father-in-law. “When I snare my bird, you get no part of it either.” The next very morning, very, very early. Kabayan’s father-in-law went outside to have a look at the trap he had set up. It was just as he had left it the night before. He walked over to Kabayan’s trap and there he saw a fine, large deer. He looked about him stealthily and seeing no one, he tied a rope around the deer’s neck, which he then fastened to his own trap. He quickly returned to the house and called his son-in-law. “Kabayan, Kabayan, wake up!” he shouted. “Let’s go out and see whether there’s anything in our traps.”. Kabayan yawned and streched and joinde his father-in-law. “Alhamdullillah ! The Lord be praised!” exclaimed Kabayan’s father-in-law. “Look at that!” He pointed to the deer in his trap. Si Kabayan walked away without saying a word. A little later, when Si Kabayan’s wife called her father and husband for breakfast. Kabayan did not appear. Kabayan’s wife was worried. “Where is he?” she asked her father. They waited , but he did not come. Kabayan’s wife began to cry. “He’s been eaten by a tiger,” she sobbed, “or choked bye a devil in the forest – or kidnapped!” Her father tried to console her and said he would go out immediately to search for Kabayan. It was not long before he found him, sitting by the bank of a river in an attitude of meditation, watching the water flow by. “Kabayan !” called his father-in-law. “What are you doing ? Why didn’t you come to breakfast?” “Look, Pa!” said Kabayan, glancing up at his father-in-law, but leaving his question unanswered. “Look at this water. If this isn’t strangest thing! …….” “What is the matter ?” “Just look! The river is flowing upstream !” “Ah, Kabayan impossible, Kabayan ! Water doesn’t flow upstream. It has to flow downstream !” “Why does it have to ?” said Kabayan, “if a deer can be caught in a bird snare ?” Kabayan father-in-law looked very sheepish. He admitted that he had deceived Kabayan and he returned the deer to his son-in-law. But Kabayan took revenge, and when the deer was slaughtered his father-in-law got nothing but its bones. BY : AYI MULYANA X-F
One day Si Kancil, which he said the animal's cunning, was walking on the edge of the forest. He just wanted to get some fresh air, seeing the sun shining bright. In the woods are too dark, because the trees is very dense and tajuknya cover the forest floor. He wants to bask in the sun. There was a large river that the water was deep. After a long while sunbathing, Si Kancil felt that there was a ring in her belly, krucuk .. ... ... krucuk krucuk. Well, apparently her belly was hungry. He imagined how good if there's her favorite food, cucumber. But the cucumber garden is across the river, how to cross it? He thinks for a moment. Suddenly she jumped for joy, and shouted: "Crocodile crocodile .... .... let's get out ..... I've got food for you ...!!" Once Kancil shout out to a lot of alligators living in the deep sugai.
Once again Kancil shouted, "Crocodile crocodile ... ... ... want to come out fresh meat is not it?"
Shortly thereafter, a crocodile emerged from the water, "Huaahhh ... who shout .. afternoons like this interfere with my sleep alone." "Kancil Hey, shut up you .. if not I'll eat you." The second crocodile said that also emerged.
"Wah bagus .... you guys want to come out, where else?" Kancil said later. "If it's only two tail still remains a lot of these foods later. Come out semuaaa ...!" Kancil shouted again. "What actually Kancil, let's quickly say," said the alligator. "Look, I'm sorry if I disturb your sleep, but I'm going for fresh meat to make-for the crocodiles in this river," hence the need to get out of all.
Hearing that they will be distributed fresh meat, the crocodiles were immediately summoned his friends to come out of all. "Hey, friends all, do not want to eat for free? Let us keluaaaar ....!" shouted the leader gives the command of a crocodile. Before long, the rise of the crocodiles from the water.
"Well, now I have to calculate how many crocodiles there used to come on, come on you guys the alligator on the line to the river bank lined up over there," "Later I will count one by one."
Without thinking, the crocodiles would soon take a position, lined up in rows from one river to another river, forming such a bridge. "Okay, now I'll start counting," said the Kancil which immediately jumped into the crocodile's back first, and shouting, "One ..... two ..... three ....." and so on while continuing to jump from one crocodile's back to the other crocodiles. Until finally he reached the opposite bank. His heart was laughing, "It's easy once was."
Once across the river, the crocodile Kancil said, "O foolish crocodile, actually there is no fresh meat is what I will share. Do not you see that I did not bring any piece of meat?" "Actually, I just want to cross this river, and I need a bridge to pass. Then I say thank you to you, and apologize if I work on you," said the Kancil.
"Ha !.... huaahh ... damn ... Kancil naughty, it turns out we're just being lied to. Aws ye ya .. if we meet again I eat you," said the crocodiles were furious. Si Kancil ran quickly disappeared behind the trees, into the garden Mr. Farmer to look for cucumbers.
One day Si Kancil, which he said the animal's cunning, was walking on the edge of the forest. He just wanted to get some fresh air, seeing the sun shining bright. In the woods are too dark, because the trees is very dense and tajuknya cover the forest floor. He wants to bask in the sun. There was a large river that the water was deep. After a long while sunbathing, Si Kancil felt that there was a ring in her belly, krucuk .. ... ... krucuk krucuk. Well, apparently her belly was hungry. He imagined how good if there's her favorite food, cucumber. But the cucumber garden is across the river, how to cross it? He thinks for a moment. Suddenly she jumped for joy, and shouted: "Crocodile crocodile .... .... let's get out ..... I've got food for you ...!!" Once Kancil shout out to a lot of alligators living in the deep sugai.
Once again Kancil shouted, "Crocodile crocodile ... ... ... want to come out fresh meat is not it?"
Shortly thereafter, a crocodile emerged from the water, "Huaahhh ... who shout .. afternoons like this interfere with my sleep alone." "Kancil Hey, shut up you .. if not I'll eat you." The second crocodile said that also emerged.
"Wah bagus .... you guys want to come out, where else?" Kancil said later. "If it's only two tail still remains a lot of these foods later. Come out semuaaa ...!" Kancil shouted again. "What actually Kancil, let's quickly say," said the alligator. "Look, I'm sorry if I disturb your sleep, but I'm going for fresh meat to make-for the crocodiles in this river," hence the need to get out of all.
Hearing that they will be distributed fresh meat, the crocodiles were immediately summoned his friends to come out of all. "Hey, friends all, do not want to eat for free? Let us keluaaaar ....!" shouted the leader gives the command of a crocodile. Before long, the rise of the crocodiles from the water.
"Well, now I have to calculate how many crocodiles there used to come on, come on you guys the alligator on the line to the river bank lined up over there," "Later I will count one by one."
Without thinking, the crocodiles would soon take a position, lined up in rows from one river to another river, forming such a bridge. "Okay, now I'll start counting," said the Kancil which immediately jumped into the crocodile's back first, and shouting, "One ..... two ..... three ....." and so on while continuing to jump from one crocodile's back to the other crocodiles. Until finally he reached the opposite bank. His heart was laughing, "It's easy once was."
Once across the river, the crocodile Kancil said, "O foolish crocodile, actually there is no fresh meat is what I will share. Do not you see that I did not bring any piece of meat?" "Actually, I just want to cross this river, and I need a bridge to pass. Then I say thank you to you, and apologize if I work on you," said the Kancil.
"Ha !.... huaahh ... damn ... Kancil naughty, it turns out we're just being lied to. Aws ye ya .. if we meet again I eat you," said the crocodiles were furious. Si Kancil ran quickly disappeared behind the trees, into the garden Mr. Farmer to look for cucumbers.
One day the deer seem sleepy. Her eyes felt so heavy to open. "Aaa .... rrrrgh", the deer appears occasionally yawning. Because the day is bright enough, the deer feel loss if squandered. He began to walk through the woods to dispel the sleepiness. Up on top of a hill, the Kancil Proudly shouting, "O forest dwellers, I'm the most intelligent animals, clever and smart in this forest. Nothing can match the intelligence and my intelligence. "
As he puffed out his chest, the Kancil started walking down the hill. When we reached the river, he met with a snail. "Hi deer!", Said the snail. "Why are you shouting? Are you happy? ", Said the snail. "No, I just wanted to let all the inhabitants of forests in these animals if I'm the most intelligent, clever and smart", replied the deer with his arrogant.
Snail "Smug once you Kancil, I'm the most intelligent animals in this forest," says the snail. "Hahahaha ......., where possible" Kancil dancer. "To prove it, why do not we race tomorrow morning?", Challenged the snail. "Okay, I accept your challenge", said the Kancil. Finally they both agreed to hold a race tomorrow morning.
After the Kancil go, the snail soon gather his friends. He asks for help so his friends lined up and hiding in the race track, and said if the deer call.
Finally the awaited day has arrived, mouse deer and snails were ready to race. "Are you ready to race with me", said the mouse deer. "Of course I have, and I would win," replied the snail. Then the snail invites deer to run before and had to call to make sure where the snail.
Kancil walking at a leisurely pace, and felt confident that he will win. After a few steps, the deer tried to call her a snail. "Snails .... where you been up to?", Cried the mouse deer. "I'm in front of you!", Shouted the snail. Kancil was amazed, and immediately sped up. Then he called the snail again, and the snail replied with the same word. 'I was there before you! "
Finally the deer ran, but he calls each of the snails, he always comes up and says if she were the front deer. Streaming with sweat, his legs felt weak and her breathing gasps.
Kancil ran constantly, until finally he saw the finish line. Deer face very thrilled, because when he calls the snail, had no answer again. Kancil felt that he was the winner of that race.
How shocked the deer, because she saw the snail was sitting on a rock near the finish line. O deer, why are you so long? I was up from earlier! ", Shouted the snail. With bowed head, the deer over to the snail and admit defeat. "So do not be arrogant, you are cunning and clever, but you are not the most intelligent and clever," says the snail. "Yeah, I'm sorry snails, I would not be proud again", said the mouse deer.
One day the deer seem sleepy. Her eyes felt so heavy to open. "Aaa .... rrrrgh", the deer appears occasionally yawning. Because the day is bright enough, the deer feel loss if squandered. He began to walk through the woods to dispel the sleepiness. Up on top of a hill, the Kancil Proudly shouting, "O forest dwellers, I'm the most intelligent animals, clever and smart in this forest. Nothing can match the intelligence and my intelligence. "
As he puffed out his chest, the Kancil started walking down the hill. When we reached the river, he met with a snail. "Hi deer!", Said the snail. "Why are you shouting? Are you happy? ", Said the snail. "No, I just wanted to let all the inhabitants of forests in these animals if I'm the most intelligent, clever and smart", replied the deer with his arrogant.
Snail "Smug once you Kancil, I'm the most intelligent animals in this forest," says the snail. "Hahahaha ......., where possible" Kancil dancer. "To prove it, why do not we race tomorrow morning?", Challenged the snail. "Okay, I accept your challenge", said the Kancil. Finally they both agreed to hold a race tomorrow morning.
After the Kancil go, the snail soon gather his friends. He asks for help so his friends lined up and hiding in the race track, and said if the deer call.
Finally the awaited day has arrived, mouse deer and snails were ready to race. "Are you ready to race with me", said the mouse deer. "Of course I have, and I would win," replied the snail. Then the snail invites deer to run before and had to call to make sure where the snail.
Kancil walking at a leisurely pace, and felt confident that he will win. After a few steps, the deer tried to call her a snail. "Snails .... where you been up to?", Cried the mouse deer. "I'm in front of you!", Shouted the snail. Kancil was amazed, and immediately sped up. Then he called the snail again, and the snail replied with the same word. 'I was there before you! "
Finally the deer ran, but he calls each of the snails, he always comes up and says if she were the front deer. Streaming with sweat, his legs felt weak and her breathing gasps.
Kancil ran constantly, until finally he saw the finish line. Deer face very thrilled, because when he calls the snail, had no answer again. Kancil felt that he was the winner of that race.
How shocked the deer, because she saw the snail was sitting on a rock near the finish line. O deer, why are you so long? I was up from earlier! ", Shouted the snail. With bowed head, the deer over to the snail and admit defeat. "So do not be arrogant, you are cunning and clever, but you are not the most intelligent and clever," says the snail. "Yeah, I'm sorry snails, I would not be proud again", said the mouse deer.
In the morning on a train Gajayana the cold. Starting time early this morning, car LCD displays in the video presents the "Education" R Productions production. Interestingly enough, the cartoon format consumption 3 to 7 years old child. Although passengers are seen almost smua adult human. They are the target market for their children or grandchildren. That's when the marketing campaign is played throughout the series of train carriages. When presented again "Si Kancil", comes the desire to remove this uneg uneg. His verse is still the same I memorized more than 30 years ago. "Si Kancil bad boy, likes to steal cucumbers. Come quickly ditangka ... not for GOD. " Wow ... do - do not be the word - this word is embedded in the hearts of most people of Indonesia. Do not be mercy!!. In the intonation of the song, these words have more emphasis. Thus, perhaps, we too embedded in the deeper unconscious. Could it be "trained" like this affect the nature of most citizens of this nation? Dunno. But clearly, this phenomenon is not a favorite pardon the majority of people when confronted with the guilty. Stealing chickens, straight thrashing. Stealing motorcycles, snare, burned. Cocoa stealing three pieces, take it to court. Is still much more similar stories. Well whether or not influenced by the nature - the nature of our society mercilessly, lyric song should be changed to be more polite and educated. For example "Si Kancil bad boy, like looking for cucumbers, let advised, do not repeat again." Khan's nice to? Or something else?
In the morning on a train Gajayana the cold. Starting time early this morning, car LCD displays in the video presents the "Education" R Productions production. Interestingly enough, the cartoon format consumption 3 to 7 years old child. Although passengers are seen almost smua adult human. They are the target market for their children or grandchildren. That's when the marketing campaign is played throughout the series of train carriages. When presented again "Si Kancil", comes the desire to remove this uneg uneg. His verse is still the same I memorized more than 30 years ago. "Si Kancil bad boy, likes to steal cucumbers. Come quickly ditangka ... not for GOD. " Wow ... do - do not be the word - this word is embedded in the hearts of most people of Indonesia. Do not be mercy!!. In the intonation of the song, these words have more emphasis. Thus, perhaps, we too embedded in the deeper unconscious. Could it be "trained" like this affect the nature of most citizens of this nation? Dunno. But clearly, this phenomenon is not a favorite pardon the majority of people when confronted with the guilty. Stealing chickens, straight thrashing. Stealing motorcycles, snare, burned. Cocoa stealing three pieces, take it to court. Is still much more similar stories. Well whether or not influenced by the nature - the nature of our society mercilessly, lyric song should be changed to be more polite and educated. For example "Si Kancil bad boy, like looking for cucumbers, let advised, do not repeat again." Khan's nice to? Or something else?
Batavia in October 1893. Betawi folk in the villages was in mourning. Word of mouth they heard the bang Pitung Pitung or dies, after a shot in combat is not balanced with the Company. For the citizens of Batavia, is mourning the death of the Pitung depth. Because he defended the small people who suffered persecution during the Dutch colonization. Conversely, for VOC designation for the Dutch colonial government at that time, he described as criminals, vandals, robbers, and who knows what else.
Rawa Belong-born champion, West Jakarta, the fuss has been made of the colonial government in Batavia, including the governor-general. Karena Pitung Bang is a potential threat to security and order to the various kinds of strategies do the Dutch East Indies government to arrest him alive or dead. Anyway Pitung defined as a person who kudu criminals sought by first-class status in Batavia.
How the Dutch are not anxious, defended its action in doing the little people Bang Pitung standing in the front row. Netherlands at the time of forced labor imposed on the natives including the 'mouse down'. In this movement of people mobilized to eradicate rats in paddy fields in addition to dozens of other forced labor. Not to mention the blasting (taxes) are very burdensome to farmers by the landlords.
The Pitung, who have for years been the target of Dutch, based on folklore, died after being shot with bullets of gold by schout van Hinne in a raid because there are betrayed by telling her hiding place. He was shot with golden bullets by schout (equivalent Kapolres) van Hinne karena reportedly immune to normal bullets. Once the fear of Bang Pitung colonizers, until where he is buried secret. Fear of martial arts champion who became an idol of the small people will be the idol.
The Pitung, based on folklore (folklore), which is still alive in the Betawi people, from childhood to learn to take your lessons at the mosque (mosque) in the village of Rawa Belong. He was, according to the terms Betawi, 'people who hear a dwarf'. He also 'light', cute catch ustadznya religious instruction given, until able to read (tilawat) Koran. In addition to religious study, with H Naipin, Pitung-like any other citizen-Betawi, also studied martial arts. H Naipin, as well as teachers and experts in order maen blows.
Here, I get multiple copies of articles about the Pitung / Bang Pitung, please urun rembuknya about this story Pitung bang. copy the following results from several sources. thanks
Original Name of SI Pitung
Original name of the SI designation Pitung ... others are: BABE is: Raden MUHAMMAD BIN ALI BIN SAMIRIN Raden Raden Raden PRINCE BIN ABDUL Khadir JIDAR (NITIKUSUMA TO-5)
He was born in petunduan Palmerah in 1874 and died in 1903 in the northern district bandenagan crawl-JAKARTA, he was included in a Betawi hero to fight against the landlords of China and the Netherlands.
In the Pitung perjuangannye always use to Amarmakruf nahi silatnye munkar nyang means getting people into good and prevent kesesatan.Jagoan Betawi nyang sebenarnye Jago punye qualities: honesty, not arrogant, either virtuous character, sensitive to the suffering of others. Indeed whiz-whiz betawi juge ade nyang whiz-whiz evil that is in rental fees for the defense of landlords and occupiers belande, champ-champ was fond of calling the violence biasanye kepruk Si builders. Whiz-whiz science is no longer use his supernatural powers and defend himself in order to achieve spiritual perfection as a human, but instead be misused to obtain the material satisfaction.
Misalnye first, in the days cultuur stelsel (compulsory), most prefer to champion pro-colonial economic systems engine or a landlord rather than defending the weak. They become bouncers to enforce the interests of landowners in the region particuliere landerijen (private lands) as in Tangerang, Ciomas, Bekasi, and Cililitan.
in riwayatkan on private lands to the oppression of the peasants was more crude and cruel compared to other regions in Java. Particuliere landerijen is a privately owned lands nyang so widespread that the owners can be called the landlords who had feudal tenants with rights of their land, including the privilege to collect personal taxes and the duties of the heavy labor. Colonial government rarely intervened in the internal affairs of landholdings, so allowing the abuse to exceed nyang continue without improvement efforts.
Here, I get multiple copies of articles about the Pitung / Bang Pitung, please urun rembuknya about this story Pitung bang. copy the following results from several sources. thanks
Original Name of SI Pitung
Original name of the SI designation Pitung ... others are: BABE is: Raden MUHAMMAD BIN ALI BIN SAMIRIN Raden Raden Raden PRINCE BIN ABDUL Khadir JIDAR (NITIKUSUMA TO-5)
He was born in petunduan Palmerah in 1874 and died in 1903 in the northern district bandenagan crawl-JAKARTA, he was included in a Betawi hero to fight against the landlords of China and the Netherlands.
In the Pitung perjuangannye always use to Amarmakruf nahi silatnye munkar nyang means getting people into good and prevent kesesatan.Jagoan Betawi nyang sebenarnye Jago punye qualities: honesty, not arrogant, either virtuous character, sensitive to the suffering of others. Indeed whiz-whiz betawi juge ade nyang whiz-whiz evil that is in rental fees for the defense of landlords and occupiers belande, champ-champ was fond of calling the violence biasanye kepruk Si builders. Whiz-whiz science is no longer use his supernatural powers and defend himself in order to achieve spiritual perfection as a human, but instead be misused to obtain the material satisfaction.
Misalnye first, in the days cultuur stelsel (compulsory), most prefer to champion pro-colonial economic systems engine or a landlord rather than defending the weak. They become bouncers to enforce the interests of landowners in the region particuliere landerijen (private lands) as in Tangerang, Ciomas, Bekasi, and Cililitan.
in riwayatkan on private lands to the oppression of the peasants was more crude and cruel compared to other regions in Java. Particuliere landerijen is a privately owned lands nyang so widespread that the owners can be called the landlords who had feudal tenants with rights of their land, including the privilege to collect personal taxes and the duties of the heavy labor. Colonial government rarely intervened in the internal affairs of landholdings, so allowing the abuse to exceed nyang continue without improvement efforts.
NAMA: DIDIN NURYANA Kelas: X-F The Kabayan Finding god
Si Kabayan a man who beasal from the village, has five years studying in the land of uncle sam. One day ... he returned to his village.
Nyai Iteng (His wife) was surprised with the changes that happened to her husband (Kabayan). Kabayan formerly diligent prayer ... ga now never again be seen going to the mosque "boro-boro to pray at the mosque ... rumahpun NEVER"
Iteung curious and asked her husband why he is change. "Kang Kabayan! Iteung mah Jumena feel the same strange!" Iteung word wonder
"It's strange why atuh singing!" Answer Kang Kabayan.
"Why now Jumena rarely ... rarely ngaji prayers .... and NEVER go to the mosque!" iteung added.
"Now I have new confidence of the country there iteung uncle sam!" Kabayan answered with a high tone.
"Astaghfirullah ....! why there you will become like this?" Iteung sad.
"Come on ... you take it iteung kiayi or most powerful cleric in this village! He certainly could ga Jumena questions answered, he would be a follower Jumena" Kabayan said with pride.
Iteung feel worried ... he also rushed to call Asep cleric, one teacher of the Koran in the neighboring village.
Top Iteung calls, the cleric came to the house of the Kabayan. "Who are you?" Kabayan said.
"I Asep cleric, from the village next door"
"Right you cleric? Cleric ... if true you and you believe that god exists, you can certainly answered my question. ... But if you can not just leave your religion that!" Kabayan challenge the cleric ...
"Isha God ... if God allows me to answer that." Cleric said
"You do not believe once ... in America alone, when I went to college ... Professor smartest although no one could answer" snapped Kabayan with confidence.
"Then ... what questions would kang Kabayan aimed at me?" Asked the cleric.
"Look .... 1. If true god exists, show the form of god to me. 2. If humans have true destiny, fate and show what it is all on me. 3. Satan was not created from fire, then why did god enter into hell Satan? Hell was not made of fire? whether the devil would feel sick with heat? why god did not think until over there? "Tanya Kang Kabayan
"Plaque ...." (That's my picture on a slap sound) suddenly slapped the cleric Kabayan hard.
"Oh .... why did you slap me? You angry? If you can not prove do not be angry!" Kabayan said
The cleric smiled. "That is the answer to these three questions Jumena"
Kabayan: "If you lose do not be angry ..."
Ustad: "Like where I think a slap"
Kabayan: "Sick!"
Cleric: "MARJUKI believe that pain exists?"
Kabayan: "I believe!"
Ustad: "Show me the form of the disease"
Kabayan: "I can not show his form"
Ustad: "That answers your first question. Verily God exists but humans will not be able to see his"
Ustad: "What is before I came MARJUKI think will merima slap from me today?"
Dikirim oleh : Si Kabayan | Blog dikirim pada : 15-09-2009 RASSERS (1941) menilai, Si Kabayan adalah tokoh ambivalen. Selain sebagai penghubung dan pewarta dari Sang Pencipta Semesta, ia juga dinilai sebagai tokoh yang mewakili totalitas dan kekuatan masyarakat yang bersifat membangun, tetapi juga menghambat. Ya, di dalam dirinya sifat ketuhanan dan demonis mewujud menjadi satu. Oleh karena itu, Rassers menganggap Si Kabayan adalah pahlawan budaya sekaligus tukang tipu.
SI Kabayan (SK) manusia lucu itu banyak diketahui orang. Tokoh kita ini memang dikenal suka berkelakar, humoris, lugu, tetapi juga kadang-kadang direpresentasikan sebagai orang yang pandai. Sepanjang kelahirannya, Si Kabayan selalu dihidup-hidupkan orang, tentu saja sesuai dengan keinginan dan kepentingan si pengarangnya. Sebagian bahkan memercayainya sebagai bukan tokoh fiktif. Menurut orang yang percaya, makam Si Kabayan ada di Banten.
Di dalam dongeng-dongeng lama, SK biasanya digambarkan sebagai orang kampung yang lingkungan pergaulannya terbatas di sekitar istrinya (kita kenal kini sebagai Nyi Iteung), kedua mertuanya, dan majikannya. Tetapi dalam dongeng-dongeng yang diciptakan orang sekarang, ia pun kadang-kadang hidup di kota. Tetapi walaupun begitu, tetap saja digambarkan dengan memiliki sifat-sifat orang kampung.
Dokumentasi Si Kabayan
Sejak kapan kisah-kisah SK didokumentasikan orang? Dr. Snouck Hurgronje boleh jadi adalah orang pertama yang mengumpulkan kisahnya. Sebab antara tahun 1889-1891, orientalis asal Belanda ini mengadakan penelitian mengenai kehidupan Islam dan cerita rakyat yang ada di Pulau Jawa. Untuk mengelilingi pulau ini, ia mengajak H. Hasan Mustapa yang telah ia kenal di Mekkah pada 1885.
Sebagai bukti kerja yang dilakukan Snouck, pada 1929 terbit Tijl Uilenspiegel verhalen in Indonesie in het Bizonder in de Soendalande. Buku ini berasal dari disertasi Maria-Coster Wijsman, yang pembahasannya mendasarkan pada tokoh SK yang hidup di Banten selatan. Sumber kisah-kisah dalam buku itu ia ambil dari catatan-catatan mengenai SK yang dikumpulkan oleh Dr. Snouck.
Pada 1911 terbit Pariboga: Salawe Dongeng-Dongeng Soenda. Buku ini disusun oleh Cornelis Marinus Pleyte dan diterbitkan oleh Kantor Tjitak Goepernemen. Ada yang menganggap, inilah buku pertama yang memuatkan cerita SK.
Berikutnya, 21 tahun kemudian, pada 1932, Balai Pustaka menerbitkan buku Si Kabajan
Dikirim oleh : Si Kabayan | Blog dikirim pada : 15-09-2009 RASSERS (1941) menilai, Si Kabayan adalah tokoh ambivalen. Selain sebagai penghubung dan pewarta dari Sang Pencipta Semesta, ia juga dinilai sebagai tokoh yang mewakili totalitas dan kekuatan masyarakat yang bersifat membangun, tetapi juga menghambat. Ya, di dalam dirinya sifat ketuhanan dan demonis mewujud menjadi satu. Oleh karena itu, Rassers menganggap Si Kabayan adalah pahlawan budaya sekaligus tukang tipu.
SI Kabayan (SK) manusia lucu itu banyak diketahui orang. Tokoh kita ini memang dikenal suka berkelakar, humoris, lugu, tetapi juga kadang-kadang direpresentasikan sebagai orang yang pandai. Sepanjang kelahirannya, Si Kabayan selalu dihidup-hidupkan orang, tentu saja sesuai dengan keinginan dan kepentingan si pengarangnya. Sebagian bahkan memercayainya sebagai bukan tokoh fiktif. Menurut orang yang percaya, makam Si Kabayan ada di Banten.
Di dalam dongeng-dongeng lama, SK biasanya digambarkan sebagai orang kampung yang lingkungan pergaulannya terbatas di sekitar istrinya (kita kenal kini sebagai Nyi Iteung), kedua mertuanya, dan majikannya. Tetapi dalam dongeng-dongeng yang diciptakan orang sekarang, ia pun kadang-kadang hidup di kota. Tetapi walaupun begitu, tetap saja digambarkan dengan memiliki sifat-sifat orang kampung.
Dokumentasi Si Kabayan
Sejak kapan kisah-kisah SK didokumentasikan orang? Dr. Snouck Hurgronje boleh jadi adalah orang pertama yang mengumpulkan kisahnya. Sebab antara tahun 1889-1891, orientalis asal Belanda ini mengadakan penelitian mengenai kehidupan Islam dan cerita rakyat yang ada di Pulau Jawa. Untuk mengelilingi pulau ini, ia mengajak H. Hasan Mustapa yang telah ia kenal di Mekkah pada 1885.
Sebagai bukti kerja yang dilakukan Snouck, pada 1929 terbit Tijl Uilenspiegel verhalen in Indonesie in het Bizonder in de Soendalande. Buku ini berasal dari disertasi Maria-Coster Wijsman, yang pembahasannya mendasarkan pada tokoh SK yang hidup di Banten selatan. Sumber kisah-kisah dalam buku itu ia ambil dari catatan-catatan mengenai SK yang dikumpulkan oleh Dr. Snouck.
Pada 1911 terbit Pariboga: Salawe Dongeng-Dongeng Soenda. Buku ini disusun oleh Cornelis Marinus Pleyte dan diterbitkan oleh Kantor Tjitak Goepernemen. Ada yang menganggap, inilah buku pertama yang memuatkan cerita SK.
Berikutnya, 21 tahun kemudian, pada 1932, Balai Pustaka menerbitkan buku Si Kabajan
Nama : Ani hidayat Kls : X-F Si Kabayan Jadi Pembantu Kali ini si Kabayan benar-benar lieur. Persisnya teh bingung campur geli. Kok, bisa? Ya, bisa, di negeri urang mah apa yang nggak bisa? Begitu pikirnya memberi simpulan. Rupanya Kabayan tak asal simpul. Ia pun sigap memberi bukti mutakhir. Misalnya, pada momen ulang tahun Republik Indonesia (RI) yang ke-64 ini, para anak bangsa menorehkan rekor menyelenggarakan upacara bendera memperingati proklamasi kemerdekaan di bawah dalam laut dengan peserta para penyelam terbanyak (2.800-an). Torehan itu paling tidak bisa menjadi pengingat bahwa kita ini memang bangsa bahari meski tentu saja untuk mengukuhkan kembali predikat kebaharian itu, semua anak bangsa harus bersatu, bersinergi memberikan kontribusi. Memangnya Kabayan sudah berkontribusi apa? Nah, itu dia. Kalau soal sumbang-menyumbang alias memberikan kontribusi itu kan banyak macamnya karena memang banyak pula sasaran yang perlu diwujudkan. Bukan hanya agar bisa berdaya kembali sebagai bangsa bahari. Kalaupun ingin fokus memberdayakan kebaharian, banyak sisi pula yang mesti diberdayakan dalam hal ini. Namun, apa pun yang ingin kita capai, hal yang tak boleh dilupakan adalah pembangunan karakter, mental spiritual. Atau meminjam istilah yang sering dipakai Kabayan adalah character building (huahaha, jangan under estimated ya sama Kabayan). Jangan sekali-kali melupakan hal ini. Mau contoh? Ya, kita boleh saja berbangga bisa membangun jembatan di atas laut. Itu tuh Jembatan Suramadu yang menghubungkan wilayah Surabaya, Jawa Timur, dengan Pulau Madura. Lah, tapi kok baru saja diresmikan, itu mur dan baut jembatan langsung raib digondol maling? Bahkan akhir-akhir ini, pengembatan besi-besi jembatan semakin menjadi-jadi. Petugas penjaga jembatan yang jumlahnya terbatas pun kewalahan. Para maling itu lebih berani dan terbiasa beraksi. Mereka biasa menyelam mengambil besi-besi tua bekas kapal karam. Tapi, kali ini yang mereka embat adalah besi-besi penyangga jembatan. Edan. Mereka sama sekali nggak berpikiran lain selain ngembat besi. Masa bodoh tuh jembatan nanti ambruk, lalu orang-orang yang lewat jadi celaka. “Duh, si Akang, nggak usah repot-repotlah mikir yang bukan urusan kita. Mending Kang Kabayan mikir caranya biar dapat kerja, nggak nganggur melulu.” Nyi Iteung, istri Kabayan, akhirnya nggak tahan juga menahan gejolak untuk mencerocoskan kata-katanya. Tentu saja, yang kena serangan, si Kabayan langsung tersungkur, tapi nggak sampai KO. Dia terdiam sejenak sembari memikirkan jawaban.
A sunny morning on the day of the week, the Kabayan seen sitting bewildered on the sidewalk. Removed a wallet from his pocket "oh ... cupa three thousand ...!"
Sikabayan again about his family request early this morning:
Iteung (Wife): Kang ... aja atuh do not sleep ... there looking for work ...! Iteung again coming months so you need to bandage .... Iteung
Ambu (Previous page): Kabayan ... BH (Bra. ..) Ambu damaged dah ... Si Abah has not been harvested ... Ambu please buy a new bra, I'll already harvested Ambu dressing!
Abah (Previous page): Ontohod ...! (Out loud) if returned later bawain Abah fresh drink!
Usep (son): Pa ... will bring you food! Usep long dah ga on beliin food ...
"Intensive Care ...! Money there's only three thousand of silver, I have to buy what ...?" Kabayan's rich confusion. Instead of looking for ways to make money continues to turn his brain to figure out how three thousand rupiah can fulfill all wishes his family.
Inadvertently by a young coconut merchant. Brilliant ideas emerged. "Mang! Berapaan coconut?" call a handyman coconut.
"Five thousand kang!" the repairman said the coconut.
"Very expensive indeed! Three thousand aja ya!"
"Well ... naturally also already four thousand five hundred ..." Replied the merchant.
"Ah ... My father was also in villages next to a coconut plantation just ngejual two thousand five hundred"
Sipedagang can not move slightly, finally with a coconut that he was forced to sell to the Kabayan.
After getting the palm of the Kabayan Home!
"Kang! Ko gone home? How ... can kejaannya?" Iteung asked.
"Praise singing ... iteng had aids help ngankutin merchandise in the market" he said casually.
"Please take a machete, plastic rope, the same glass plate" Kabayan send to his wife.
"For what kang?" iteung asked back.
"Just take it ... MARJUKI have by-the result of hard work Jumena"
Si Kabayan hurried round the house. He had bought a coconut cut up. Coconut water he poured into a glass. Coconut meat he kept in the dish. Batoknya it for two equal parts, then he holes in the sides and tie a plastic strap as a brace. Serabutnya he rapihkan and divided into several sections and then input into a bag he kresek.
After the wrong ... he brought into the house and placed on the table. Then he rushed back out of the house ...
"... This MARJUKI hell ...?" cried his wife ...
Si Kabayan screaming while away from home ... "That made Abah ... ari coconut flesh to make the Usep aja ... Batoknya love to Ambu ... Well ... there you bandage to provide Iteung already in the bag too ... kresek ...!"
One day the deer seem sleepy. Her eyes felt so heavy to open. "Aaa .... rrrrgh", the deer appears occasionally yawning. Because the day is bright enough, the deer feel loss if squandered. He began to walk through the woods to dispel the sleepiness. Up on top of a hill, the Kancil Proudly shouting, "O forest dwellers, I'm the most intelligent animals, clever and smart in this forest. Nothing can match the intelligence and my intelligence. "
As he puffed out his chest, the Kancil started walking down the hill. When we reached the river, he met with a snail. "Hi deer!", Said the snail. "Why are you shouting? Are you happy? ", Said the snail. "No, I just wanted to let all the inhabitants of forests in these animals if I'm the most intelligent, clever and smart", replied the deer with his arrogant.
Snail "Smug once you Kancil, I'm the most intelligent animals in this forest," says the snail. "Hahahaha ......., where possible" Kancil dancer. "To prove it, why do not we race tomorrow morning?", Challenged the snail. "Okay, I accept your challenge", said the Kancil. Finally they both agreed to hold a race tomorrow morning.
After the Kancil go, the snail soon gather his friends. He asks for help so his friends lined up and hiding in the race track, and said if the deer call.
Finally the awaited day has arrived, mouse deer and snails were ready to race. "Are you ready to race with me", said the mouse deer. "Of course I have, and I would win," replied the snail. Then the snail invites deer to run before and had to call to make sure where the snail.
Kancil walking at a leisurely pace, and felt confident that he will win. After a few steps, the deer tried to call her a snail. "Snails .... where you been up to?", Cried the mouse deer. "I'm in front of you!", Shouted the snail. Kancil was amazed, and immediately sped up. Then he called the snail again, and the snail replied with the same word. 'I was there before you! "
Finally the deer ran, but he calls each of the snails, he always comes up and says if she were the front deer. Streaming with sweat, his legs felt weak and her breathing gasps.
Kancil ran constantly, until finally he saw the finish line. Deer face very thrilled, because when he calls the snail, had no answer again. Kancil felt that he was the winner of that race.
How shocked the deer, because she saw the snail was sitting on a rock near the finish line. O deer, why are you so long? I was up from earlier! ", Shouted the snail. With bowed head, the deer over to the snail and admit defeat. "So do not be arrogant, you are cunning and clever, but you are not the most intelligent and clever," says the snail. "Yeah, I'm sorry snails, I would not be proud again", said the mouse deer.
SI KABAYAN PAYS HIS DEBTS Si Kabayan was so deeply in debt to an Arab usurer that it made him giddy even to think of it. How could he ever pay his debts when he no longer possessed a single thing that he could sell to obtain even a part of the amount he owed ? He thought and thought, and at long last he hit upon a plan. “Finally !” he said to his wife. “Now I know what to do !” His wife agreed to his proposal, in fact welcomed it with great enthusiasm, and proceeded to help him carry it out. First she filled a washtub with palm wine and spread kapok all over the floor next to the tub. Si Kabayan bathed in the wine, and rolled his wet body around and around in the kapok until he was white an furry all over. Then he crawled into a large chicken coop. Shortly afterwards the Arab came to Si Kabayan’s house to claim his due. “Kabayan is not at home,” said his wife to the Arab. “Where is he ?” asked the Arab. “He’s gone to appear before the King.” “The King ?” asked the Arab in great astonishment. “What has happened ?” “He’s gone to report to the King that he has found and caught a very rare bird.” “A rare bird ? What kind of bird ?” The Arab indicated his desire to see the strange bird, but Si Kabayan’s wife refused. Kabayan was going to present this rare and wonderful specimen to the King, and if she let the Arab see it, she said, Kabayan would be very angry, because Kabayan had said specifically that no one else was to see the bird before the King himself. This explanation merely increased the Arab’s desire to see Kabayan’s bird, and he prevailed upon Si Kabayan’s wife to show it to him. Allowing herself to be persuaded, Kabayan’s wife took the Arab to the back of the house, where she pointed to a chicken coop covered with a piece of the cloth. Full of curiosity, the Arab lifted the edge of the cloth. As he raised it a little higher, Si Kabayan burst out of the cage, and crying ” ba-ra-ka-tak-tak; ba-ra-ka-tak-tak”, he ran out of sight. Si Kabayan’s wife began to weep. “Oh, oh,” she sobbed. “Look what you’ve done! What will I tell Kabayan, and what will the King say. I’ll have to tell him that it’s all your fault that his bird got away. And then Kabayan will have to tell the King. Oh, oh!” The Arab was frightened. “Please don’t,” he pleaded. “Please don’t tell Kabayan and the King .” And the exchange for her promise not to tell Kabayan, he cancelled all Kabayan’s debt.
Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:07 All authors who form the character of this emphasizes the Kabayan heart of the story to social criticism. In Sundanese - to borrow a phrase Achdiat K. Mihardja - called ngageuhgeuykeun (joking). Thus, given no hints of criticism of criticism. However, the impression of something funny so that made people laugh. Though true, they will eventually laugh at themselves. And that was good, as the saying goes, "Life is cooked (not mushy) is who can laugh at himself." In the end, the task of feeding and feed the Kabayan is in our hands. We are the ones who determine this figure will continue to live or die run over the ages. Let us preserve the character Kabayan! Let us enjoy our heritage! Let us be happy and laugh, like the message Kabayan, "Ketawalah! Ketawalah! Now ketawamu repellent tears, happy tomorrow sower of light." Si Kabayan, Serving and Mengabadi
IN this country, no region is very rich in fairy tales or funny as in the Sundanese area of West Java (Uilenspiegelverhalen in Indonesia, Dr. Coster-Wijsman, Leiden, 1929).
Even television shows such as Dream State, Democrazy, or the like can not be separated from the Sunda color. Reality show events or contests comedian, is showing his true colors Sunda.
Before stepping into the culture of literacy, our country famous for its cultural narrate. This will cause our country to miss steps when compared with Japan, for example. From narrate it later born tales or stories. These tales are for children their bedtime.
After successfully creating Guttenberg printing press, and seen the positive effects for other countries, then slowly turned our country into the world of writing and reading. Then, the tales that are told and then transferred into the post, though culture is not timeless story for granted.
One of the transformation of culture is talked to in the writings of the birth of a character. People of funny, clever though it seems stupid at the same time. He is the Kabayan. Who is not familiar with the Kabayan? Nyeleneh People have been very standards, that is even-meat. In fact, the term for anyone who is lazy. "Ah, mah maneh ngedul kawas the Kabayan (ah, you're lazy like the Kabayan)."
As another character, such as the Roy (Gola Gong), Lupus (Hilman), and others, the Kabayan also have a "creator". In fact, the creator or giver of the Kabayan color is not just one person.
The first person who created the character in story form Kabayan is Utuy Tatang Sontani (years '50s). The story of modern Indonesian. This story contains social criticism. Not only read, but also has come in the form of staged drama performances.
After Utuy, the rise-Kabayan Kabayan others, in the form of the modern short story. Like Ajip Rosidi (1964) in the Indonesian language, MA Salmun (1965), and Min Resmana (1967) in Sundanese. Kabayan stories then follows the color of its creator. Kabayan Utuy version, Ajip Rosidi, M.A. Salmun, Min Resmana, Achdiat K. Mihardja, then follow the style of its creator. So, at the level of the story from time to time, the Kabayan then experienced multitransformasi. And that's what makes this character to be conserved in the community.
All authors who form the character of this emphasizes the Kabayan heart of the story to social criticism. In Sundanese - to borrow a phrase Achdiat K. Mihardja - called ngageuhgeuykeun (joking). Thus, given no hints of criticism of criticism. However, the impression of something funny so that made people laugh.
Though true, they will eventually laugh at themselves. And that was good, as the saying goes, "Life is cooked (not mushy) is who can laugh at himself." In the end, the task of feeding and feed the Kabayan is in our hands. We are the ones who determine this figure will continue to live or die run over the ages.
A sunny morning on the day of the week, the Kabayan seen sitting bewildered on the sidewalk. Removed a wallet from his pocket "oh ... cupa three thousand ...!"
Sikabayan again about his family request early this morning:
Iteung (Wife): Kang ... aja atuh do not sleep ... there looking for work ...! Iteung again coming months so you need to bandage .... Iteung
Ambu (Previous page): Kabayan ... BH (Bra. ..) Ambu damaged dah ... Si Abah has not been harvested ... Ambu please buy a new bra, I'll already harvested Ambu dressing!
Abah (Previous page): Ontohod ...! (Out loud) if returned later bawain Abah fresh drink!
Usep (son): Pa ... will bring you food! Usep long dah ga on beliin food ...
"Intensive Care ...! Money there's only three thousand of silver, I have to buy what ...?" Kabayan's rich confusion. Instead of looking for ways to make money continues to turn his brain to figure out how three thousand rupiah can fulfill all wishes his family.
Inadvertently by a young coconut merchant. Brilliant ideas emerged. "Mang! Berapaan coconut?" call a handyman coconut.
"Five thousand kang!" the repairman said the coconut.
"Very expensive indeed! Three thousand aja ya!"
"Well ... naturally also already four thousand five hundred ..." Replied the merchant.
"Ah ... My father was also in villages next to a coconut plantation just ngejual two thousand five hundred"
Sipedagang can not move slightly, finally with a coconut that he was forced to sell to the Kabayan.
After getting the palm of the Kabayan Home!
"Kang! Ko gone home? How ... can kejaannya?" Iteung asked.
"Praise singing ... iteng had aids help ngankutin merchandise in the market" he said casually.
"Please take a machete, plastic rope, the same glass plate" Kabayan send to his wife.
"For what kang?" iteung asked back.
"Just take it ... MARJUKI have by-the result of hard work Jumena"
Si Kabayan hurried round the house. He had bought a coconut cut up. Coconut water he poured into a glass. Coconut meat he kept in the dish. Batoknya it for two equal parts, then he holes in the sides and tie a plastic strap as a brace. Serabutnya he rapihkan and divided into several sections and then input into a bag he kresek.
After the wrong ... he brought into the house and placed on the table. Then he rushed back out of the house ...
"... This MARJUKI hell ...?" cried his wife ...
Si Kabayan screaming while away from home ... "That made Abah ... ari coconut flesh to make the Usep aja ... Batoknya love to Ambu ... Well ... there you bandage to provide Iteung already in the bag too ... kresek ...!"
A sunny morning on the day of the week, the Kabayan seen sitting bewildered on the sidewalk. Removed a wallet from his pocket "oh ... cupa three thousand ...!"
Sikabayan again about his family request early this morning:
Iteung (Wife): Kang ... aja atuh do not sleep ... there looking for work ...! Iteung again coming months so you need to bandage .... Iteung
Ambu (Previous page): Kabayan ... BH (Bra. ..) Ambu damaged dah ... Si Abah has not been harvested ... Ambu please buy a new bra, I'll already harvested Ambu dressing!
Abah (Previous page): Ontohod ...! (Out loud) if returned later bawain Abah fresh drink!
Usep (son): Pa ... will bring you food! Usep long dah ga on beliin food ...
"Intensive Care ...! Money there's only three thousand of silver, I have to buy what ...?" Kabayan's rich confusion. Instead of looking for ways to make money continues to turn his brain to figure out how three thousand rupiah can fulfill all wishes his family.
Inadvertently by a young coconut merchant. Brilliant ideas emerged. "Mang! Berapaan coconut?" call a handyman coconut.
"Five thousand kang!" the repairman said the coconut.
"Very expensive indeed! Three thousand aja ya!"
"Well ... naturally also already four thousand five hundred ..." Replied the merchant.
"Ah ... My father was also in villages next to a coconut plantation just ngejual two thousand five hundred"
Sipedagang can not move slightly, finally with a coconut that he was forced to sell to the Kabayan.
After getting the palm of the Kabayan Home!
"Kang! Ko gone home? How ... can kejaannya?" Iteung asked.
"Praise singing ... iteng had aids help ngankutin merchandise in the market" he said casually.
"Please take a machete, plastic rope, the same glass plate" Kabayan send to his wife.
"For what kang?" iteung asked back.
"Just take it ... MARJUKI have by-the result of hard work Jumena"
Si Kabayan hurried round the house. He had bought a coconut cut up. Coconut water he poured into a glass. Coconut meat he kept in the dish. Batoknya it for two equal parts, then he holes in the sides and tie a plastic strap as a brace. Serabutnya he rapihkan and divided into several sections and then input into a bag he kresek.
After the wrong ... he brought into the house and placed on the table. Then he rushed back out of the house ...
"... This MARJUKI hell ...?" cried his wife ...
Si Kabayan screaming while away from home ... "That made Abah ... ari coconut flesh to make the Usep aja ... Batoknya love to Ambu ... Well ... there you bandage to provide Iteung already in the bag too ... kresek ...!"
The Kabayan moro uncal Si Kabayan jeung kénéh Isuk mitohana harudang Geus, because Poe Eta rayahat Rek moro uncal. Urang village saraged Geus, make calana sontog, side dibeubeurkeun cangkéng kana, long bedog nyolégréng. Sawaréh marawa spears. Dogs ragég Geus hayangeun geura ngudag boroan Leuweung ka. Batur Nénjo saraged tea Si Kabayan ieuh kapangaruhan mah teu. Mah Manéhna ngaléléké, Make dikongkoyangkeun gloves. Batur, Batur marawa bedog, manéhna mah mawa peso lost countenance. "Keur naon mawa pesos expression, Kabayan?" Tatanggana asked. "Keur nyisit uncal," jawabna. Rek nu moro indit rate. Edge Leuweung ka, der ngasruk. Dogs ragég west ti, ti Kaler, ti Wetan. Pating corowok creature-creature. Nu megat Ayana in Beulah south, bees bubulak. Ari Si Kabayan misahkeun Maneh. Mah Manéhna nangtung handapeun tatanggahan nautical stone amulet guava, guava néangan asak. Keur tatanggahan, gorowok nu ngagero, "Pegaat ...!" Ngalieuk Si Kabayan. Ari torojol jero rungkun ti tea, uncal jaluna. Tandukna antler. Si Kabayan nyahoeun uncal cans. Check pangirana uncal tea sagedé embé child. Matak nu nu siga Sato nénjo goods nautical tandukan horse tea, with térékél WE manéhna naék kana desist guava. Tea can be sublime naékna teu da my clumsy gloves. Manéhna nangkod kana panghandapna branches, sarungna ngoyondon. Tea uncal ka truth lumpat handapeunana pisan. Si Kabayan peureum, my horn uncal sieuneun kaparud sakitu ranggahna nu. Si Kabayan teu approximately reuwaseunana goods ngabedol karasa nu aya ti handap. Ari diténjo horéng horn tea uncal meulit sarungna kana. Uncal ngarengkog, tuluy babadug hayang ngalésotkeun tandukna. HOS-hosan Kadéngé ambekanan. Si Kabayan beuki pageuh muntangna, uncal beuki rosa ngamukna, but tandukna beuki pageuh kabeulit lost my gloves. Si Kabayan beuki geumpeur, taya getihan uninteresting. "Tuluuuuung .... Tuluuunngg ...., Ieu aing struck uncal ...!" Si Kabayan gegeroan ménta Tulung. Nu teu lila burudul moro nyalampeurkeun. Nénjo uncal-abrugahn abrug tea, teu antaparah deui belewer ditumbak WE. Uncal ngajéngjéhé. Jekok-jekok on edge ngadékan rubuhna ka. Uncal ngajoprak. Si Kabayan ge ngalungsar gigireunana nautical rénghap ranjug. Nu ngariung hélokeun uncal. "Kumaha ditéwakna ucal sakieu badagna, Kabayan?" Si Kabayan nangtung lalaunan cungar nautical-wry smile., "Ah easy. Uncal mengpengan ka jambu handapeun amulet, my scabby dipegat. Goods deukeut Geus, Weh tandukna dirungkup my glove. Sarungna geuning tuh ka rangsak saroéh ogé edge. Karungkup mah teu hésé Geus, curry marieuskeun tandukna WE. " Saréréa gogodeg. Ari Si Kabayan padamuji tea nyéréngéh WE nautical ngusapan tuurna barared nu. Uncal on ngarecah. Si Kabayan ngajingjing pingping uncal nautical heheotan nama :gita setia cita kelas :X-F
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Si kabayan ngadeupaan lincar
Si Kabayan jalma miskin taya kaboga. Di sakampung éta mah pangmalaratna baé meureun. Imahna teu béda ti saung butut. Ari pagawéanana, kitu wé buburuh ngoréd.
Béda deui jeung tatangga Si Kabayan, bandar munding anu kacida beungharna. Sawahna lega, kebonna puluhan héktar, imahna gé nya gedé nya agréng.
Sakali mangsa tatangga Si Kabayan téh hajat gedé, ngawinkeun anakna. Ondangana kacida lobana, boh ti nu jauh boh ti nu deukeut. Carék wiwilanganana salembur éta mah diondang kabéh, iwal Si Kabayan.
Si Kabayan jeung pamajikanana teu kira-kira waé nalangsaeunana. Tuluy waé Si Kabayan téh ngalaan baju, kencling indit ka pipir imah nu boga hajat, pék ngadeupaan lincar.
“Sadeupa, dua deupa, tilu deupa, …,” cenah.
Sémah kacida kagéteunana, nénjo kalakuan Si Kabayan kitu téh. Saréréa ngariung nénjokeun Si Kabayan ngadeupaan imah nu boga hajat.
Pribumi ogé norojol; barang ngadéngé rebut-ribut di luar téh, gancang kaluar. Ari rét ka Si Kabayan, manéhna ngajenghok, tuluy nanya ka Si Kabayan.
“Ku naon Kabayan, manéh téh ngadeupaan lincar? Bet éta jeung teu dibaju kitu, kawas budak waé.”
Témbal Si Kabayan, “Wah, mun kolot gé diondang.”
Nu boga hajat pohara éraeunana, rumasa ngabéda-béda jelema. Gancang waé nyarita.
“Kapan ti kamari gé diondang. Manéhna mah sok pohoan. Gancang balik, dibaju heula, engké ka dieu, sakalian bawa pamajikan,” kitu ceuk nu boga hajat téh.
Si Kabayan kacida atoheunana.
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kelas :X-F
The Kabayan moro uncal
Si Kabayan jeung kénéh Isuk mitohana harudang Geus, because Poe Eta rayahat Rek moro uncal.
Urang village saraged Geus, make calana sontog, side dibeubeurkeun cangkéng kana, long bedog nyolégréng. Sawaréh marawa spears. Dogs ragég Geus hayangeun geura ngudag boroan Leuweung ka.
Batur Nénjo saraged tea Si Kabayan ieuh kapangaruhan mah teu. Mah Manéhna ngaléléké, Make dikongkoyangkeun gloves. Batur, Batur marawa bedog, manéhna mah mawa peso lost countenance.
"Keur naon mawa pesos expression, Kabayan?" Tatanggana asked.
"Keur nyisit uncal," jawabna.
Rek nu moro indit rate. Edge Leuweung ka, der ngasruk. Dogs ragég west ti, ti Kaler, ti Wetan. Pating corowok creature-creature. Nu megat Ayana in Beulah south, bees bubulak.
Ari Si Kabayan misahkeun Maneh. Mah Manéhna nangtung handapeun tatanggahan nautical stone amulet guava, guava néangan asak.
Keur tatanggahan, gorowok nu ngagero, "Pegaat ...!"
Ngalieuk Si Kabayan. Ari torojol jero rungkun ti tea, uncal jaluna. Tandukna antler.
Si Kabayan nyahoeun uncal cans. Check pangirana uncal tea sagedé embé child. Matak nu nu siga Sato nénjo goods nautical tandukan horse tea, with térékél WE manéhna naék kana desist guava. Tea can be sublime naékna teu da my clumsy gloves. Manéhna nangkod kana panghandapna branches, sarungna ngoyondon.
Tea uncal ka truth lumpat handapeunana pisan. Si Kabayan peureum, my horn uncal sieuneun kaparud sakitu ranggahna nu.
Si Kabayan teu approximately reuwaseunana goods ngabedol karasa nu aya ti handap. Ari diténjo horéng horn tea uncal meulit sarungna kana. Uncal ngarengkog, tuluy babadug hayang ngalésotkeun tandukna. HOS-hosan Kadéngé ambekanan. Si Kabayan beuki pageuh muntangna, uncal beuki rosa ngamukna, but tandukna beuki pageuh kabeulit lost my gloves. Si Kabayan beuki geumpeur, taya getihan uninteresting.
"Tuluuuuung .... Tuluuunngg ...., Ieu aing struck uncal ...!" Si Kabayan gegeroan ménta Tulung.
Nu teu lila burudul moro nyalampeurkeun. Nénjo uncal-abrugahn abrug tea, teu antaparah deui belewer ditumbak WE. Uncal ngajéngjéhé. Jekok-jekok on edge ngadékan rubuhna ka. Uncal ngajoprak. Si Kabayan ge ngalungsar gigireunana nautical rénghap ranjug.
Nu ngariung hélokeun uncal.
"Kumaha ditéwakna ucal sakieu badagna, Kabayan?"
Si Kabayan nangtung lalaunan cungar nautical-wry smile., "Ah easy. Uncal mengpengan ka jambu handapeun amulet, my scabby dipegat. Goods deukeut Geus, Weh tandukna dirungkup my glove. Sarungna geuning tuh ka rangsak saroéh ogé edge. Karungkup mah teu hésé Geus, curry marieuskeun tandukna WE. "
Saréréa gogodeg. Ari Si Kabayan padamuji tea nyéréngéh WE nautical ngusapan tuurna barared nu.
Uncal on ngarecah. Si Kabayan ngajingjing pingping uncal nautical heheotan
nama :gita setia cita
kelas :X-F
The Kabayan Finding god
Si Kabayan a man who beasal from the village, has five years studying in the land of uncle sam. One day ... he returned to his village.
Nyai Iteng (His wife) was surprised with the changes that happened to her husband (Kabayan). Kabayan formerly diligent prayer ... ga now never again be seen going to the mosque "boro-boro to pray at the mosque ... rumahpun NEVER"
Iteung curious and asked her husband why he is change. "Kang Kabayan! Iteung mah Jumena feel the same strange!" Iteung word wonder
"It's strange why atuh singing!" Answer Kang Kabayan.
"Why now Jumena rarely ... rarely ngaji prayers .... and NEVER go to the mosque!" iteung added.
"Now I have new confidence of the country there iteung uncle sam!" Kabayan answered with a high tone.
"Astaghfirullah ....! why there you will become like this?" Iteung sad.
"Come on ... you take it iteung kiayi or most powerful cleric in this village! He certainly could ga Jumena questions answered, he would be a follower Jumena" Kabayan said with pride.
Iteung feel worried ... he also rushed to call Asep cleric, one teacher of the Koran in the neighboring village.
Top Iteung calls, the cleric came to the house of the Kabayan. "Who are you?" Kabayan said.
"I Asep cleric, from the village next door"
"Right you cleric? Cleric ... if true you and you believe that god exists, you can certainly answered my question. ... But if you can not just leave your religion that!" Kabayan challenge the cleric ...
"Isha God ... if God allows me to answer that." Cleric said
"You do not believe once ... in America alone, when I went to college ... Professor smartest although no one could answer" snapped Kabayan with confidence.
"Then ... what questions would kang Kabayan aimed at me?" Asked the cleric.
"Look ....
1. If true god exists, show the form of god to me.
2. If humans have true destiny, fate and show what it is all on me.
3. Satan was not created from fire, then why did god enter into hell Satan? Hell was not made of fire? whether the devil would feel sick with heat? why god did not think until over there? "Tanya Kang Kabayan
"Plaque ...." (That's my picture on a slap sound) suddenly slapped the cleric Kabayan hard.
"Oh .... why did you slap me? You angry? If you can not prove do not be angry!" Kabayan said
The cleric smiled. "That is the answer to these three questions Jumena"
Kabayan: "If you lose do not be angry ..."
Ustad: "Like where I think a slap"
Kabayan: "Sick!"
Cleric: "MARJUKI believe that pain exists?"
Kabayan: "I believe!"
Ustad: "Show me the form of the disease"
Kabayan: "I can not show his form"
Ustad: "That answers your first question. Verily God exists but humans will not be able to see his"
Ustad: "What is before I came MARJUKI think will merima slap from me today?"
Kabayan: "No!"
Ustad: "That which is called destiny ..."
Ustad: "My hands were made of what?"
Kabayan: "Leather ..."
Ustad: "Made from what MARJUKI cheek?"
Kabayan: "The skin, too."
by: Delis Srimulyani
X-F
Acts and Professor Si Kabayan
Kabayan and professor sitting opposite
on the train that took them
from Bandung to Jakarta. They have not
never met before, that
why they travel along
not converse with each other.
To dispel boredom, professor
offer something in Kabayan,
"Hi Kabayan, what if we
a guessing game? "
Kabayan was silent, staring at
scenery outside the train window.
This makes Professor became upset.
He said, "Kabayan, let's play
guessing!
I will ask questions to
you guessed it. If you can not
answer, you must pay
5,000, but if you can
answer, I pay you USD. 50 000.
Kabayan became interested in the bid
it.
The professor continued, "Then, you
ask me questions. If
I can answer that, you pay enough
I Rp. 5000. But if I do not
can answer, I pay you USD.
50 000, How? "
Kabayan's eyes twinkled. He said:
"Fine, then. Now
ask questions. "
"Ok," said the professor quickly.
"My question is, how much distance
exactly between the earth and the moon? "
Kabayan smile because it did not know what
answer. He immediately reached into
his pocket and handed over Rp. 5000, at
professor. Happily Professor
receive the money, "Well, now
your turn. "
Kabayan thought for a moment, then
asked, "What Animals during
bipedal mountain climbing. But
during the four-legged down the mountain? "
Professor and think hard to find
answer. He did
calculations with a sketchbook
calculator. Then he took out a laptop,
connect with the Internet and
do a search in various
encyclopaedia site. Some old,
professor was trying. Finally he
surrender.
With a grunt he gave money
Rp. 50 000 at the Kabayan
receive it with glad hearts.
"Hey, wait a minute!" The professor
shout. "I do not accept. What
the answer to your question? "
Si Kabayan smiled at the professor.
Casually he reached into his pocket
pants and handed over 5,000, -
the professor.
Do not assume other people do not know
what we
know, because they often behind
ignorance they know what
we do not know.
By:NANI SUSILAWATI X-F
Kabayan So Artist
œKabayan.â € â €? Si Iteung shouted. You see the artist's life â € "artists, they are rich â €" feast, the bourgeoisie. Their house was like a palace area, car lots,
to â € "up to their garage just far broader than the area of land and our buildings. You try dong Kabayan, change fate. View friends â € "your friend, such as Si deception, his life was hard, but because she wants to change his fate then
prosperous life. Our times become a conglomerate rather than richer but the poor precisely so konglomelarat added.
Kabayan who had been engrossed in watching a soap opera which discusses the life of adolescents with glamouristik background, so foul â € "mood.
Si Kabayan: â €? Ouch Iteng, Iteung, bujuku. Everybody's not destined to be a conglomerate, but also konglomelarat.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Yeah, but you try to please, when ye want to keep this up until we wrinkles, to enter Hades? Â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? It is not Iteung, we must change Iteung, but perhaps his destiny is not sekarang.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Continue when Kabayan? Come search
job applications or search for anyone knew there was bidding so artists. Search tuch in newspapers, magazines â €?
Kabayan was forced to open one â € "by one newspaper and magazine pages.
After a long time to open and read, arrived â € "tibaâ € |
Si Kabayan: â €? Iteung, Iteung here. Look at this. There was bidding to become the artist. You do not want to be artists? Â €?
The Iteung: â €? Already, Brother, I'm not
village girl who was not pretty, not smart like Big Brother, let alone artists lain.â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? Fine, let's see where the address. We must get there soon. We'll be rich Iteung, hahaha â €?
The Iteung: â €? Quick, write the address, hold
go there, the list, do not forget to read kontraknya.â €?
Si Kabayan then went to the place referred to earlier. He went to use the city bus. Kabayan Arriving there, met the receptionist.
Receptionist: â €? Good morning, how may I help you? Â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? Well Ma'am, in today's paper I had seen there was bidding to become the artist. I could list where ya Mbak? Â €?
Receptionist: â €? Mas to the second floor just to meet the pendaftaran.â €?
Kabayan also got into the second floor to the registration section according to a message from the Receptionist said. Meets the registration section.
Registration: â €? Good morning sir, may I help you? Â €?
Kabayan: â €? Well sir, I read an ad in a newspaper published today, that here received registration to become artis.â €?
Registration: â €? Yes, we accept. Now fill the form first, then later we held training for an audition, then we give
proper role in his film nanti.â €?
Although Kabayan could be confused with the meaning of training, Kabayan did not care. He
continue to fill out the form with the spirit of 45. After that Kabayan given
beginning of the training contract.
Fro one-month training brings results. He passed the selection and get the appropriate role, that is a fool. Then
Kabayan signed a contract for as many as 25 episodes of a soap opera. Then
brought home a letter that follows money contract royalties.
The Iteung excited to see what has been brought by Si Kabayan.
Kabayan: â €? Iteung, see Iteung, we
will be kaya.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Good yes, celebrities.
Hehehe. By â € "say what you get roles in the soap opera? Â €?
Kabayan: â €? Jadiâ € | fool, Iteung.
But for me it is just a role, it does not mean I was stupid Iteung.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Oh well, whatever
but now I've become an important wife of a artis.â €?
Kabayan Since then life changed. Who had been living in a shack, now living in the real estate, who had been wearing a bicycle ontel now wear a luxury car.
By:SRI HERAWATI X-F
Si Kabayan brilliant idea
A sunny morning on the day of the week, the Kabayan seen sitting bewildered on the sidewalk. Removed a wallet from his pocket "oh ... cupa three thousand ...!"
Sikabayan again about his family request early this morning:
Iteung (Wife): Kang ... aja atuh do not sleep ... there looking for work ...! Iteung again coming months so you need to bandage .... Iteung
Ambu (Previous page): Kabayan ... BH (Bra. ..) Ambu damaged dah ... Si Abah has not been harvested ... Ambu please buy a new bra, I'll already harvested Ambu dressing!
Abah (Previous page): Ontohod ...! (Out loud) if returned later bawain Abah fresh drink!
Usep (son): Pa ... will bring you food! Usep long dah ga on beliin food ...
"Intensive Care ...! Money there's only three thousand of silver, I have to buy what ...?" Kabayan's rich confusion. Instead of looking for ways to make money continues to turn his brain to figure out how three thousand rupiah can fulfill all wishes his family.
Inadvertently by a young coconut merchant. Brilliant ideas emerged. "Mang! Berapaan coconut?" call a handyman coconut.
"Five thousand kang!" the repairman said the coconut.
"Very expensive indeed! Three thousand aja ya!"
"Well ... naturally also already four thousand five hundred ..." Replied the merchant.
"Ah ... My father was also in villages next to a coconut plantation just ngejual two thousand five hundred"
Sipedagang can not move slightly, finally with a coconut that he was forced to sell to the Kabayan.
After getting the palm of the Kabayan Home!
"Kang! Ko gone home? How ... can kejaannya?" Iteung asked.
"Praise singing ... iteng had aids help ngankutin merchandise in the market" he said casually.
"Please take a machete, plastic rope, the same glass plate" Kabayan send to his wife.
"For what kang?" iteung asked back.
"Just take it ... MARJUKI have by-the result of hard work Jumena"
Si Kabayan hurried round the house. He had bought a coconut cut up. Coconut water he poured into a glass. Coconut meat he kept in the dish. Batoknya it for two equal parts, then he holes in the sides and tie a plastic strap as a brace. Serabutnya he rapihkan and divided into several sections and then input into a bag he kresek.
After the wrong ... he brought into the house and placed on the table. Then he rushed back out of the house ...
"... This MARJUKI hell ...?" cried his wife ...
Si Kabayan screaming while away from home ... "That made Abah ... ari coconut flesh to make the Usep aja ... Batoknya love to Ambu ... Well ... there you bandage to provide Iteung already in the bag too ... kresek ...!"
Basis of the Kabayan ....! The idea was and still is rich he ... Mc giver
Sorry if postingannya ga funny!
If there are similar names figure in the post, it's just coincidence
By:RITA ROSITA X-F
I went to Balilast month.For surfing competition of indonesian we go to yogya at 8.00 AM using arrow planed. I was in Bali at 10.00 AM. We are redy to play copetition and I meet with my idola surfing. Iand friend to with him and take the signd ture then. I was suprised after him to play surfing with him
By : hamzah K
irna P
irma p N.
reva wdya R.
Dde Gilang
The Kabayan Finding god
Si Kabayan a man who beasal from the village, has five years studying in the land of uncle sam. One day ... he returned to his village.
Nyai Iteng (His wife) was surprised with the changes that happened to her husband (Kabayan). Kabayan formerly diligent prayer ... ga now never again be seen going to the mosque "boro-boro to pray at the mosque ... rumahpun NEVER"
Iteung curious and asked her husband why he is change. "Kang Kabayan! Iteung mah Jumena feel the same strange!" Iteung word wonder
"It's strange why atuh singing!" Answer Kang Kabayan.
"Why now Jumena rarely ... rarely ngaji prayers .... and NEVER go to the mosque!" iteung added.
"Now I have new confidence of the country there iteung uncle sam!" Kabayan answered with a high tone.
"Astaghfirullah ....! why there you will become like this?" Iteung sad.
"Come on ... you take it iteung kiayi or most powerful cleric in this village! He certainly could ga Jumena questions answered, he would be a follower Jumena" Kabayan said with pride.
Iteung feel worried ... he also rushed to call Asep cleric, one teacher of the Koran in the neighboring village.
Top Iteung calls, the cleric came to the house of the Kabayan. "Who are you?" Kabayan said.
"I Asep cleric, from the village next door"
"Right you cleric? Cleric ... if true you and you believe that god exists, you can certainly answered my question. ... But if you can not just leave your religion that!" Kabayan challenge the cleric ...
"Isha God ... if God allows me to answer that." Cleric said
"You do not believe once ... in America alone, when I went to college ... Professor smartest although no one could answer" snapped Kabayan with confidence.
"Then ... what questions would kang Kabayan aimed at me?" Asked the cleric.
"Look ....
1. If true god exists, show the form of god to me.
2. If humans have true destiny, fate and show what it is all on me.
3. Satan was not created from fire, then why did god enter into hell Satan? Hell was not made of fire? whether the devil would feel sick with heat? why god did not think until over there? "Tanya Kang Kabayan
"Plaque ...." (That's my picture on a slap sound) suddenly slapped the cleric Kabayan hard.
"Oh .... why did you slap me? You angry? If you can not prove do not be angry!" Kabayan said
The cleric smiled. "That is the answer to these three questions Jumena"
Kabayan: "If you lose do not be angry ..."
Ustad: "Like where I think a slap"
Kabayan: "Sick!"
Cleric: "MARJUKI believe that pain exists?"
Kabayan: "I believe!"
Ustad: "Show me the form of the disease"
Kabayan: "I can not show his form"
Ustad: "That answers your first question. Verily God exists but humans will not be able to see his"
Ustad: "What is before I came MARJUKI think will merima slap from me today?"
Kabayan: "No!"
Ustad: "That which is called destiny ..."
Ustad: "My hands were made of what?"
Kabayan: "Leather ..."
Ustad: "Made from what MARJUKI cheek?"
By : Hamzah K.
Si Kabayan brilliant idea
A sunny morning on the day of the week, the Kabayan seen sitting bewildered on the sidewalk. Removed a wallet from his pocket "oh ... cupa three thousand ...!"
Sikabayan again about his family request early this morning:
Iteung (Wife): Kang ... aja atuh do not sleep ... there looking for work ...! Iteung again coming months so you need to bandage .... Iteung
Ambu (Previous page): Kabayan ... BH (Bra. ..) Ambu damaged dah ... Si Abah has not been harvested ... Ambu please buy a new bra, I'll already harvested Ambu dressing!
Abah (Previous page): Ontohod ...! (Out loud) if returned later bawain Abah fresh drink!
Usep (son): Pa ... will bring you food! Usep long dah ga on beliin food ...
"Intensive Care ...! Money there's only three thousand of silver, I have to buy what ...?" Kabayan's rich confusion. Instead of looking for ways to make money continues to turn his brain to figure out how three thousand rupiah can fulfill all wishes his family.
Inadvertently by a young coconut merchant. Brilliant ideas emerged. "Mang! Berapaan coconut?" call a handyman coconut.
"Five thousand kang!" the repairman said the coconut.
"Very expensive indeed! Three thousand aja ya!"
"Well ... naturally also already four thousand five hundred ..." Replied the merchant.
"Ah ... My father was also in villages next to a coconut plantation just ngejual two thousand five hundred"
Sipedagang can not move slightly, finally with a coconut that he was forced to sell to the Kabayan.
After getting the palm of the Kabayan Home!
"Kang! Ko gone home? How ... can kejaannya?" Iteung asked.
"Praise singing ... iteng had aids help ngankutin merchandise in the market" he said casually.
"Please take a machete, plastic rope, the same glass plate" Kabayan send to his wife.
"For what kang?" iteung asked back.
"Just take it ... MARJUKI have by-the result of hard work Jumena"
Si Kabayan hurried round the house. He had bought a coconut cut up. Coconut water he poured into a glass. Coconut meat he kept in the dish. Batoknya it for two equal parts, then he holes in the sides and tie a plastic strap as a brace. Serabutnya he rapihkan and divided into several sections and then input into a bag he kresek.
After the wrong ... he brought into the house and placed on the table. Then he rushed back out of the house ...
"... This MARJUKI hell ...?" cried his wife ...
Si Kabayan screaming while away from home ... "That made Abah ... ari coconut flesh to make the Usep aja ... Batoknya love to Ambu ... Well ... there you bandage to provide Iteung already in the bag too ... kresek ...!"
By : Hanfa Q.
Kabayan So Artist
œKabayan.â € â €? Si Iteung shouted. You see the artist's life â € "artists, they are rich â €" feast, the bourgeoisie. Their house was like a palace area, car lots,
to â € "up to their garage just far broader than the area of land and our buildings. You try dong Kabayan, change fate. View friends â € "your friend, such as Si deception, his life was hard, but because she wants to change his fate then
prosperous life. Our times become a conglomerate rather than richer but the poor precisely so konglomelarat added.
Kabayan who had been engrossed in watching a soap opera which discusses the life of adolescents with glamouristik background, so foul â € "mood.
Si Kabayan: â €? Ouch Iteng, Iteung, bujuku. Everybody's not destined to be a conglomerate, but also konglomelarat.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Yeah, but you try to please, when ye want to keep this up until we wrinkles, to enter Hades? Â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? It is not Iteung, we must change Iteung, but perhaps his destiny is not sekarang.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Continue when Kabayan? Come search
job applications or search for anyone knew there was bidding so artists. Search tuch in newspapers, magazines â €?
Kabayan was forced to open one â € "by one newspaper and magazine pages.
After a long time to open and read, arrived â € "tibaâ € |
Si Kabayan: â €? Iteung, Iteung here. Look at this. There was bidding to become the artist. You do not want to be artists? Â €?
The Iteung: â €? Already, Brother, I'm not
village girl who was not pretty, not smart like Big Brother, let alone artists lain.â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? Fine, let's see where the address. We must get there soon. We'll be rich Iteung, hahaha â €?
The Iteung: â €? Quick, write the address, hold
go there, the list, do not forget to read kontraknya.â €?
Si Kabayan then went to the place referred to earlier. He went to use the city bus. Kabayan Arriving there, met the receptionist.
Receptionist: â €? Good morning, how may I help you? Â €?
Si Kabayan: â €? Well Ma'am, in today's paper I had seen there was bidding to become the artist. I could list where ya Mbak? Â €?
Receptionist: â €? Mas to the second floor just to meet the pendaftaran.â €?
Kabayan also got into the second floor to the registration section according to a message from the Receptionist said. Meets the registration section.
Registration: â €? Good morning sir, may I help you? Â €?
Kabayan: â €? Well sir, I read an ad in a newspaper published today, that here received registration to become artis.â €?
Registration: â €? Yes, we accept. Now fill the form first, then later we held training for an audition, then we give
proper role in his film nanti.â €?
Although Kabayan could be confused with the meaning of training, Kabayan did not care. He
continue to fill out the form with the spirit of 45. After that Kabayan given
beginning of the training contract.
Fro one-month training brings results. He passed the selection and get the appropriate role, that is a fool. Then
Kabayan signed a contract for as many as 25 episodes of a soap opera. Then
brought home a letter that follows money contract royalties.
The Iteung excited to see what has been brought by Si Kabayan.
Kabayan: â €? Iteung, see Iteung, we
will be kaya.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Good yes, celebrities.
Hehehe. By â € "say what you get roles in the soap opera? Â €?
Kabayan: â €? Jadiâ € | fool, Iteung.
But for me it is just a role, it does not mean I was stupid Iteung.â €?
The Iteung: â €? Oh well, whatever
but now I've become an important wife of a artis.â €?
Kabayan Since then life changed. Who had been living in a shack, now living in the real estate, who had been wearing a bicycle ontel now wear a luxury car.
By : Irna Putri
NAME: HAMZAH KURNIAWAN
Kabayan Traps a Deer
For a long time Kabayan and his father-in-law had entertainedthe idea of making a deer trap, but nothing had ever come of their intention.
One day Kabayan called his father-in-law. "Come, Pa, "he said. "Let's dig a ditch. A deer is sure to fall into it, and then well slaughter it together."
"No, replied Kabayan his father-in-law. "You dig the ditch, Kabayan. I'd rather snare a bird."
"Good, said Kabayan." "But when I catch my deer, I won't give you any part of it."
"Never mind,"replied the father his-in-law." "When I snare my bird, you get no part of it either.
The next very morning, very, very early. Kabayan's father his-in-law went outside to have a look at the trap he had set up. It was just as he had left it the night before. He walked over to Kabayan's trap and there he saw a fine, large deer. He looked about him stealthily and seeing no one, he tied a rope around the deer's neck, which he then fastened to his own trap. He quickly returned to the house and called his son-in-law.
"Kabayan, kabayan, wake up! "he shouted."Let's go out and see whether there's anything in our traps."
Kabayan yawned and streched and joinde his father-in-law.
"Alhamdullilah! The lord be praised!"exclaimed Kabayan's father-in -law. "Look at that!"he pointed to the deer in his trap.
Si kabayan walked away without saying a word
A little later, when Kabayan's wife called her father and husband for breakfast. Kabayan didn't appear. Kabayan 's wife was worried. "Where is he?" she asked her father. They waited, but he did not come. Kabayan's wife began to cry. "He's been eaten by a tiger,"she sobbed,"or choked bye a devil in the forest-or kidnapped!"
Her father tried to console her and said he whould go out immediately to search for kabayan. It was not long before he found him, sitting by the bank of a river in an attitude of meditation, watching the water flow by.
"Kabayan! called his father-in-law. "What are you doing? Why didn't you come to breakfast?"
"Look, Pa!said Kabayan, glancing up at his-in-law, but leaving his question unanswered. "Look at this water. If this isn't strangest thing!....."
"What is the matter?"
"Ah Kabayan impossible, Kabayan! Water doesn't flow upstream. It has to flow downstream!"
"Why does it have to?"said Kabayan,"if a deer can be caught in a bird snare?
Kabayan father-in-law looked very sheepish. He admitted that he had deceived Kabayan and he returned the deer to his son-in-law. But Kabayan took revenge, and when the deer was slaughtered his father-in-law got nothing but its bones.
NAME : KIKI SAMSIAH
SIKABAYAN PICK JACKFRUIT
One day the wife told sikabayan named nyiitenung to go into the garden looking for someone who knows jackfruit cooked.
"Kang into the garden .... there"
"Looking for anything in the garden singing?"
"Swatch ripe jackfruit"
"Wait a minute"
After that go into the garden sikabayan not forget to bring a machete.
Kabayan Arriving at the garden and then went upstairs looking for jackfruit jackfruit trees that are old or cooked.
"There does not seem to mature, it seems that this is old"
Treet .. jackfruit in the quotation from the tree and then fell to the ground
Sikabayan down, then taken to a river
As she told ...
"Jackfruit, because they are old you are, you now go ahead, I want to fetch firewood"
Then jack it On Going, whereas sikabayan back to the garden.
Sikabayan home in the afternoon with a whistle, to the house nyiiteung ask "where jackfruit kang?"
"I've come home first?!"
"Go home with who?"
"I was Going to the river because nangkanya old days can not go home of their own" replied sikabayan with innocent face
"Borokokok .... jackfruit can go home where there own ", replied sullenly nyiiteung ??????????
NAME : IRNA PUTRI
KABAYAN IS HAVING A BATH
Nyi Iteung didn't know what to do. Her husband didn't want to have a bath a few day. He had some reason to tell to his wife. It made Nyi Iteung angry with him.
On that day Kabayan was still sleeping at the verandah of his house. Nyi Iteung thought the way how to force Kabayan in order him to wake up and a bath. Finally, Nyi Iteung put the chicken shit into Kabayan's nose.
Kabayan got up when he felt something in his nose. He washed his body, but the bad smell couldn't lose from his body.
"Was it from my sarong?" he grumbled.
He when back to take shower to clean everything he wore. But, the smell cloudn't this apeare.
Nyi Iteung was happy because her planed was succesful. She was sorry about be having her husband. Finally, she told her husband the secret.
"What's the matter?" Nyi Iteung said to her husband.
"Nothing, but I smell something bad untill my clothes cleaned up all, but the bad smell can't this apeare" Kabayan replyed.
"Is everything cleaned up?" Nyi Iteung asked.
"Yes" Kabayan said.
"Look at there something on your nose" Nyi Iteung pointed to her husband's nose.
Kabayan try his finger into his nose. Infact, there was the chicken shit in side his nose.
"Oh.....here it is, it makes me smelling bad" Kabayan said.
Kabayan went back to washed up his nose and now the bad smell has gone.
NAME : MARLINA N.
Sangkuriang
In antiquity, in West Java, there lived a princess named Dayang Sumbi. He has a son named Sangkuriang. The child was very fond of hunting in the woods. Every hunting, he was always accompanied by her beloved dog named Tumang. Tumang is actually the reincarnation of the god, and also the biological father Sangkuriang, but Sangkuriang not know about it and his mother was deliberately concealing it.
One day, as usual Sangkuriang go to the woods to hunt. Once when he got in the woods, Sangkuriang start looking for prey. He saw there was a bird that was perched on the branch, then without thinking Sangkuriang shot, and right on target. Sangkuriang then ruled Tumang to pursue his quarry before, but the Tumang silent and refused to follow orders Sangkuriang. Because very annoyed at Tumang, then Sangkuriang and drove Tumang and not allowed to go home with him again.
After many years of wandering Sangkuriang, he eventually intends to return to his hometown. Arriving there, he was very surprised at all, because his hometown had changed completely. Sangkuriang pleasure is increased when the time in the middle of the road met a very beautiful woman, who is none other than Sumbi Dayang. Since the enchanted by the beauty of the woman, then a direct Sangkuriang proposed. Finally an application is received by Dayang Sangkuriang Sumbi, and agreed to be married in the near future.
One day, his future wife Sangkuriang requested permission to hunt in the crime. Before departing, he asked Dayang Sumbi to tighten and straighten tie kapalanya. Dayang Sumbi surprised, because when she was tidying Sangkuriang headband, he saw the scar. The scar is a scar similar to his son. When asked about the cause of the wound Sangkuriang, Dayang Sumbi increased surprised, because it was true that the prospective husband is her own child.
Dayang Sumbi very distraught, because he could not marry her own daughter. After Sangkuriang home hunting, trying to speak to Dayang Sumbi Sangkuriang, so Sangkuriang cancel their wedding plans. Dayang Sumbi request is not approved Sangkuriang, and only considered the wind went right.
Every day, Dayang Sumbi think about how to order their wedding never happened. After thinking hard, Dayang Sumbi finally found the best way. He proposed two conditions to Sangkuriang. If Sangkuriang can meet both requirements, then Dayang Sumbi want to be a wife, but instead if fails then the wedding will be canceled. Terms of the first Dayang Sumbi wish that the Citarum river dammed. And the second is, ask Sangkuriang to create a very large boat to cross rivers. Both conditions must be settled before dawn.
Dayang Sangkuriang Sumbi undertakes the second request, and promised to finish it before dawn. With its supernatural power, then deploy Sangkuriang his friends from the jinn to help solve these tasks. Secretly, Dayang Sumbi Sangkuriang peek of the work. What a surprise to him, because Sangkuriang almost all the conditions given menyelesaiklan Dayang Sumbi before dawn.
Dayang Sumbi then asked for the aid community about to roll out a red silk cloth on the east side of town. When she saw the color red in the east of the city, Sangkuriang think if it was already late morning. Sangkuriang immediately stopped work and felt unable to meet the requirements have been raised by Dayang Sumbi.
With a sense of annoyance and disappointment, and then break down the dam Sangkuriang which he had built himself. Since the breakdown of the dam, then there was flooding and the entire city under water. Sangkuriang also kicked a large canoe which he had built. The canoe was floated and fell face down, then became a mountain named Tangkuban Perahu.
NAME SRI WAHYUNI
KABAYAN IS NAUGHTY BOY IN THE ISLAMIC HOME
Kabayan is very naughty, he likes to lie and to steal foods. Then when he will lie when his a friends asks him.
All his friends knows this, they want to make kabayan stop being naughty. they all agree that kabayan must get the lesson.
Kabayan likes a sugary is very much, he usually eats his sugary aand then he will take his friend sugary.
Salman (kabayan his friend) buys a patk of sugary's in the pack age. Then he went to the dispeensary to buy a piece of laxative. Laxative is kind of madicine to clean the intens tines.
On the bedroom, Salman changes the cover of the laxative, after that he puts the pack age in a cup board, he believers that in to will find the pack age and will open it when he comes.
When kabayan comes to bedroom, he opens the cop board and finds a pack age of sugary, without askinghis all friend permission, he takes it and eats the contents.
later in the evening, kabayan feels the urge to go to the lavatory. He goes there and finds that he cannot stop the flow from his stomach. He becomes very hungry.
Then he report to his all friend and they adviserd him not to be greedy and that he must always ask for permission when he wants to take anythink which is not for him.
From that tie on, kbabayan promises that he will never be naughty, he will always ask all friend permission when he wants to do anything he like.
NAME : NENY F.
kabayan and professor
kabayan sat down faced to professor in train.
They went from bandung to Jakarta. They haven't met before.On the way they didn't chat and professor offered something to kabayan. "Hi kabayan,how if we make gressing eachoter?"
kabayan was silence while he looked at sphere in outside of the train. It made professor angry. Professor said "come on kabayan!! let's play! I'd give you questions for questing.
"if you can't answer my question you have to pay rp.5000 to me , but if you can answer l have to pay rp.50.000 to you. Kabayan was interested in that offeryng.
Professor continued "then you give me question" ok.....answer the professor quickly.
"My question is "how long is the distance between earth and moon? kabayan smile because he didn't know the answer. Hi picked his money in his pocket and gave it to proffesor.
Professor was very happy, accepted this money. "Now your turn!.
Kabayan thought it for a while, and asked to professor "what animal which has two foot when he climb the mountain, but when he come down has four foot? Professor thought hardly to find out the answer. He made an attemp then brought outside his laptop, conected with the interned and explored the encyclopedya sites. It was so long and he gave up. while grumbled he gave rp.50.000 to kabayan and kabayan reccived with pleasure.
"Hi wait a moment" professor screaned.
"I don't accept. what is the answer of your question?" Kabayan smiled to professor slowly, he picked his pocket and gave rp.5000 to professor.
Don't you think that the other people don't know, because behind the unknown they know.what ever we don't know.
Nyi ITENG fooled by Kabayan
one night, seven o'clock teptnya over several minutes Kabayan just returned from his fishing dirawa without getting any fish, trip home he passed the mosque side by side with the woman who had her heart's dream (singer iteng).
as it passes through a mosque, incidentally the new jema'ah after evening prayer, from one of the main congregation he saw no direction (grandfather singing iteng) diteras looking confused front of the mosque, Kabayan was over and said, "why even why rich people confused??", direction replied, "earlier this direction ...., forget to go to the mosque pake slipper is not it?? (advised parents usually senile) Kabayan you please check the home direction", Kabayan replied, "yes that, well wait a minute!" Kabayan went home with the direction that adjoin the mosque, until the front door of Kabayan and he got the idea to say hello, "asalm mualaikum", singing iteng replied, "walaikum greetings!, eh kang Kabayan! kang no need what?", Kabayan replied, " Ehh I met earlier this neng direction at the mosque, then there you kiss on the cheek told you ", singing iteng was shocked and replied," ah ... the correct kang? ", Kabayan replied," if guns believed shouted from the window of the same aja neng, "iteng singer went to the window and shouted at the mosque," which is true even?? ", direction replied," yes neng ", until the singer also kissed by Kabayan iteng, having kissed the left cheek Kabayan said," two both atuh neng! , "iteng singer replied," ah the Jumena, the correct kang ", Kabayan replied," shouted again if aja ga believe it!, "iteng singer went back to the window and had said," two both flood ", direction replied," yes yes atuh, the only one ", Kabayan managed to kiss him on both cheeks even singing iteng, Kabayan had to say goodbye," already well used to singing, singing iteng replied as she was surprised to wonder why the direction he had kissed Kabayan, "yes kang, liver heart street ", Kabayan went home with a face to remember the series without the slightest what purpose came to his house singing iteng ...
by: nita saadatul awaliyah
kls:XF
Si Kabayan Finding God
Si Kabayan a man who beasal from the village, has five years studying in the land of uncle sam. One day ... he returned to his village.
Nyai Iteng (His wife) was surprised with the changes that happened to her husband (Kabayan). Kabayan formerly diligent prayer ... ga now never again be seen going to the mosque "boro-boro to pray at the mosque ... rumahpun NEVER"
Iteung curious and asked her husband why he is change. "Kang Kabayan! Iteung mah Jumena feel the same strange!" Iteung word wonder
"It's strange why atuh singing!" Answer Kang Kabayan.
"Why now Jumena rarely ... rarely ngaji prayers .... and NEVER go to the mosque!" iteung added.
"Now I have new confidence of the country there iteung uncle sam!" Kabayan answered with a high tone.
"Astaghfirullah ....! why there you will become like this?" Iteung sad.
"Come on ... you take it iteung kiayi or most powerful cleric in this village! He certainly could ga Jumena questions answered, he would be a follower Jumena" Kabayan said with pride.
Iteung feel worried ... he also rushed to call Asep cleric, one teacher of the Koran in the neighboring village.
Top Iteung calls, the cleric came to the house of the Kabayan. "Who are you?" Kabayan said.
"I Asep cleric, from the village next door"
"Right you cleric? Cleric ... if true you and you believe that god exists, you must be able to answer my question. ... But if you can not just leave your religion that!" Kabayan challenge the cleric ...
"Isha God ... if God allows me to answer that." Cleric said
"You do not believe once ... in America alone, when I went to college ... Professor smartest although no one could answer" snapped Kabayan with confidence.
"Then ... what questions would kang Kabayan aimed at me?" Asked the cleric.
"Look ....
1. If true god exists, show the form of god to me.
2. If humans have true destiny, fate and show what it is all on me.
3. Satan was not created from fire, then why did god enter into hell Satan? Hell was not made of fire? whether the devil would feel sick with heat? why god did not think until over there? "Tanya Kang Kabayan
"Plaque ...." (That's my picture on a slap sound) suddenly slapped the cleric Kabayan hard.
"Oh .... why did you slap me? You angry? If you can not prove do not be angry!" Kabayan said
The cleric smiled. "That is the answer to these three questions Jumena"
Kabayan: "If you lose do not be angry ..."
Ustad: "Like where I think a slap"
Kabayan: "Sick!"
Ustad: "MARJUKI believe that pain exists?"
Kabayan: "I believe!"
Ustad: "Show me the form of the disease"
Kabayan: "I can not show his form"
Ustad: "That answers your first question. Verily God exists but humans will not be able to see his"
Ustad: "What is before I came MARJUKI think will merima slap from me today?"
Kabayan: "No!"
Ustad: "That which is called destiny ..."
Ustad: "My hands were made of what?"
Kabayan: "Leather ..."
Ustad: "Made from what MARJUKI cheek?"
Kabayan: "The skin, too."
Ustad: "How do you slap me?"
Kabayan: "sick!"
Ustad: "Although the devil is made of fire and hell are made of fire ... if God wills the hell is a painful place for devil"
Hear the answer from the cleric ... sikabayan silent. Well ... now live as where Kang Kabayan react .... I will not write because dah must ngantor again tomorrow night, it's time to sleep ....!
BY:ELLY MIRNAWATI M
KLS:XF
Mountain climbing
Climbing mountains is pleasant. On my holiday,my friends and I always join to carry out a climbing. Thy have the same hobby as I.
It is not only a hobby but also recreation and sport.
Generally student like climbing mountains very much, because thy, can cross the river, enter the jungle, eat together with friends in the middle of the wild area. They feel closer to the almighty.
We do this although it is too dangerous for us, we must cross the wild current of the riveres , the steep canyons, the fierce forests and many other . It won’t be obstacles especially for the lover of the nature.
Recently six studnts of the High Technical school from smk cijulang have died in the valley of salak mount in west java.
The search and rescuer teames have attempted to save them, but they failed. They fount only the corpeses . They have looked for their tracks around the top and the mountain slope for weeks.
The other accident happened around the jayawijaya mountain in irian jaya.four studnts of trisakti Universitydied.
This hobby is useful providing the participants take carefulnss in climbing the mountain.They must prepare themselves effectively,enough food supply,climbing apparatus, and the aid of local authority.
elbow, was moved to smell it. Soon he was washing his hands right elbow too.
Apparently the smell was not too lost. Tngan left elbow was in the wash. Si Kabayan repeatedly back and forth to the well, but it has not lost baun. "Well, like here. . ., "Guessed rubbing and holding her hair. Finger that had been in use holding kissed hair. "Exactly!"
Her hair had to be washed clean. Although all parts of the head has been washed, but the smell is still there. Si Kabayan jujga upset. With feelings of upset he had to flush the whole body as well. Starting from head to foot nothing is missed.
Si Kabayan who felt his body was clean dress soon. However, after the dress dating back stinging smell.
"What may sarungku?"
Yes, that's glove is a source of odor. Sheath was also washed clean. After that, hilangkah smell? Apparently not.
Si Kabayan annoyed and almost desperate. Though his clothes, which is the only one that when done in the washing smells also remain there.
Nyi Iteung who witnessed her husband's behavior back and forth to the well with amusement. Successful. . ., "Nyi Iteung squealed happily. Finally, he felt kasiahn also witnessed her husband's behavior. Although the entire body and his clothes in the wash with the clean, still dazed and desperate.
"What's up, mate. . . .? "
"Ah, pa taka-apa.Nah. . ., Just you that have not been kissed. You must have a source of the smell. . . ! "Said Nyi Kabayan, rising Iteung hunt.
Yey. . ., "Nyi Iteung away.
Nyi Iteung feel sorry too. Finally, he opened a secret.
"Kang, what all have you clean?"
"Yes, everything. Tinggak you. . .!
"Patience, kang. Well, that's what kang. . .? "Point Nyi Iteung Kea red nostrils of her husband. Si Kabayan memesukan little finger on the nostril. Once withdrawn, apparently true, that chicken manure was there.
"Damn. ., Apparently this disease. . . !
Finally, by jogging back toward the well Si Kabayan. Returning from the well for the umpteenth time, the rumbling stomach. Moreover, the smell of fried salted fish from the kitchen very sharp nose.
"Come on, Kang we eat. I had been already prepared. Usually if a sharp nose smelled fried salted fish. . .
"Yeah, Teung. Chicken shit bastard that removes taste. . .
"Taka pa-what, Kang. The important thing now is fresh Kang Kabayan. Body is clean. Eating too will taste delicious. Dan. . .
"Yes, I understand. After eating akuk Abah will follow to the field. It is time for a break, right? I'll replace the rest. . . "
Name: Eka Nurdiawati
Class: X F
B. Studies: B. English
Si Kabayan Bathroom
Nyi Iteung wits. This has been a few days Si Kabayan, her husband, nor take a bath. What nonsense that dikemukannya reasons.
"Ah, still cold. Not just a little late, "it reasons, if Nyi Iteung told him to shower in the morning.
"It'll all duhur alone. . ., "Yet another reason for a little lunch.
"Well, unhealthy midday bath. Do-not even pain later, 'said Si Kabayan duhur time.
So forth. Nyi Iteung increasingly looked annoyed. Once again looking reasonable. "Wow, that was not going to fail. . .! "Shrieked Nyi Iteung after finding reasonable sniper.
Si Kabayan afternoon was still sleeping on the divan or couch on the porch bamboo hut. Kabayan was the famous lazy. At that time-in-law and other farmers have come down to the field. Nyi Iteung yourself a new home from the river, washing dishes and clothes.
"This is it. . ., "Muttered Nyi Iteung when he discovered the still-warm chicken manure. Brownish red in color. similar to tomato sauce.
Nyi Iteung then look for a piece of stick. Once obtained, he poke a stick at the pile of pieces of chicken manure. When stick-appointed, chicken droppings stuck to the edges.
With very careful Nyi Iteung put chicken manure on lubamh her husband's nose. Nyi Iteung satisfied, until the plan is completed, Si Kabayan did not wake up too, with a smirk towards her husband, and went inside to continue his work in the kitchen.
Si Kabayan just awakened from sleep when asked on the contents of his stomach rumbling. For business this one, should take precedence. Although still sleepy, he forced himself to wake up.
When sitting as she felt her stomach the increasingly knotted draped, Si Kabayan started to feel something was wrong. Affect the sharp smell. Salted fish being fried her kitchen far too soon can dikeetahui. However, this time it smells different. Looking for the source of this smell it around the seat, but also not met.
"Well, damn! Apparently chicken fucker back of my hand regard this as a latrine. . . 'He murmured, mambaui back of his hand. "Here. . ., "He continued, was forced down to clean the backs of the hands to the wells.
"Net. . .! "He muttered again as he resumed his seat on the divan. But his seat again disturbed by the smell the same.
"Well, where else. Maybe here. . ., "He sighed as he sniffed the back of his left hand," Yes! "
Si Kabayan go back to the well to wash the back of his left hand.
After the back left hand in the sink to clean, the smell was not too lost. Then, he kissed the arm near the
Mountain climbing
Climbing mountains is pleasant. On my holiday,my friends and I always join to carry out a climbing. Thy have the same hobby as I.
It is not only a hobby but also recreation and sport.
Generally student like climbing mountains very much, because thy, can cross the river, enter the jungle, eat together with friends in the middle of the wild area. They feel closer to the almighty.
We do this although it is too dangerous for us, we must cross the wild current of the riveres , the steep canyons, the fierce forests and many other . It won’t be obstacles especially for the lover of the nature.
Recently six studnts of the High Technical school from smk cijulang have died in the valley of salak mount in west java.
The search and rescuer teames have attempted to save them, but they failed. They fount only the corpeses . They have looked for their tracks around the top and the mountain slope for weeks.
The other accident happened around the jayawijaya mountain in irian jaya.four studnts of trisakti Universitydied.
This hobby is useful providing the participants take carefulnss in climbing the mountain.They must prepare themselves effectively,enough food supply,climbing apparatus, and the aid of local authority.
Nama : Eka
Kiki
Neni
Kelas ; X F
Si Kabayan and his wife went to Mountain Gede to spend some time as astetics, praying and fasting and meditating, so that their wish to become rich might be granted them. One day, in the midst of their meditations, a god appeared to them
“Kabayan,” said the god. “I granted you two wishes. But only two. You had better talk it over with your wife before you make them.”
Kabayan and his wife had a lengthy discussion about what they should wish for. It had simply impossible for them to agree. Kabayan wanted to wish for a great amount of money, but his wife thought they should wish for abundant supply of rice. Finally Kabayan become so annoyed with his wife that he said, “I wish the gods would turn you into a monkey !”
Immediately Kabayan’s wish was granted, and he saw his wife transformed into a monkey before his very eyes. This is he could not bear, and so he wished that his wife would become herself again. His wish was promptly granted.
But these two wishes Kabayan’s chance to ask for wealth was gone, and he and his wife remained poor as long as they lived
BY : DELIS SRIMULYANI X-F
SI KABAYAN IS A HAJI
It seemed to Si Kabayan that he had not anything really good to eat for a long time. He even had visions of a delicious chicken, aromatic in thick coconut sauce. One day he had an idea. He knew that his father-in-law always served the most excellent food if a haji paid him a visit, so he disguised himself as a haji, white robe, white fez, and flowing white scarf, and went to his father-in-law’s home.
As soon as si Kabayan’s father-in-law saw that he had a haji as guest he told his wife to prepare a chicken. Si Kabayan ate heartily of his father-in-law’s fare and after the meal revealed his identity. His father-in-law was very angry and decide to take revenge.
One afternoon he dressed himself up as a haji and went to Si Kabayan’s house. Si Kabayan called his wife.
“We have an honored guest, dear. Have our goat slaughtered at once.”
“Goat ?!” exclaimed Si Kabayan’s wife. “Where do you expect me to get a goat? We haven’t so much as goat’s tail about the place !”
“Aren’t you ashamed talking such nonsense !” reproached Si Kabayan. “Just slaughter your father’s goat. It’s tied right in back of our house.”
Hearing Kabayan’s words, his guest the Haji said quickly. “No, no, Kabayan. That’s the only goat I own.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” said Kabayan. “I thought you were a guest from Southern Arabia.”
BY : ARDI MULYADI X-F
Si Kabayan Traps a Deer
West Java
For a long time Si Kabayan and his father-in-law had entertained the idea of making a deer trap, but nothing had ever come of their intention. One day Kabayan called his father-in-law.
“Come, Pa,” he said. “Let’s dig a ditch. A deer is sure to fall into it, and then we’ll slaughter it together.”
“No,” replied Kabayan’s father-in-law. “You dig the ditch, Kabayan. I’d rather snare a bird.”
“Good,” said Kabayan. ” But when I catch my deer, I won’t give you any part of it.”
“Never mind,” replied the father-in-law. “When I snare my bird, you get no part of it either.”
The next very morning, very, very early. Kabayan’s father-in-law went outside to have a look at the trap he had set up. It was just as he had left it the night before. He walked over to Kabayan’s trap and there he saw a fine, large deer. He looked about him stealthily and seeing no one, he tied a rope around the deer’s neck, which he then fastened to his own trap. He quickly returned to the house and called his son-in-law.
“Kabayan, Kabayan, wake up!” he shouted. “Let’s go out and see whether there’s anything in our traps.”.
Kabayan yawned and streched and joinde his father-in-law.
“Alhamdullillah ! The Lord be praised!” exclaimed Kabayan’s father-in-law. “Look at that!” He pointed to the deer in his trap.
Si Kabayan walked away without saying a word.
A little later, when Si Kabayan’s wife called her father and husband for breakfast. Kabayan did not appear. Kabayan’s wife was worried. “Where is he?” she asked her father. They waited , but he did not come. Kabayan’s wife began to cry.
“He’s been eaten by a tiger,” she sobbed, “or choked bye a devil in the forest – or kidnapped!”
Her father tried to console her and said he would go out immediately to search for Kabayan.
It was not long before he found him, sitting by the bank of a river in an attitude of meditation, watching the water flow by.
“Kabayan !” called his father-in-law. “What are you doing ? Why didn’t you come to breakfast?”
“Look, Pa!” said Kabayan, glancing up at his father-in-law, but leaving his question unanswered.
“Look at this water. If this isn’t strangest thing! …….”
“What is the matter ?”
“Just look! The river is flowing upstream !”
“Ah, Kabayan impossible, Kabayan ! Water doesn’t flow upstream. It has to flow downstream !”
“Why does it have to ?” said Kabayan, “if a deer can be caught in a bird snare ?”
Kabayan father-in-law looked very sheepish. He admitted that he had deceived Kabayan and he returned the deer to his son-in-law. But Kabayan took revenge, and when the deer was slaughtered his father-in-law got nothing but its bones.
BY : AYI MULYANA X-F
name; REVA WIDYA RAHMAT
Si Kancil and the Crocodiles
One day Si Kancil, which he said the animal's cunning, was walking on the edge of the forest. He just wanted to get some fresh air, seeing the sun shining bright. In the woods are too dark, because the trees is very dense and tajuknya cover the forest floor. He wants to bask in the sun. There was a large river that the water was deep. After a long while sunbathing, Si Kancil felt that there was a ring in her belly, krucuk .. ... ... krucuk krucuk. Well, apparently her belly was hungry. He imagined how good if there's her favorite food, cucumber. But the cucumber garden is across the river, how to cross it? He thinks for a moment. Suddenly she jumped for joy, and shouted: "Crocodile crocodile .... .... let's get out ..... I've got food for you ...!!" Once Kancil shout out to a lot of alligators living in the deep sugai.
Once again Kancil shouted, "Crocodile crocodile ... ... ... want to come out fresh meat is not it?"
Shortly thereafter, a crocodile emerged from the water, "Huaahhh ... who shout .. afternoons like this interfere with my sleep alone." "Kancil Hey, shut up you .. if not I'll eat you." The second crocodile said that also emerged.
"Wah bagus .... you guys want to come out, where else?" Kancil said later. "If it's only two tail still remains a lot of these foods later. Come out semuaaa ...!" Kancil shouted again.
"What actually Kancil, let's quickly say," said the alligator.
"Look, I'm sorry if I disturb your sleep, but I'm going for fresh meat to make-for the crocodiles in this river," hence the need to get out of all.
Hearing that they will be distributed fresh meat, the crocodiles were immediately summoned his friends to come out of all. "Hey, friends all, do not want to eat for free? Let us keluaaaar ....!" shouted the leader gives the command of a crocodile. Before long, the rise of the crocodiles from the water.
"Well, now I have to calculate how many crocodiles there used to come on, come on you guys the alligator on the line to the river bank lined up over there," "Later I will count one by one."
Without thinking, the crocodiles would soon take a position, lined up in rows from one river to another river, forming such a bridge.
"Okay, now I'll start counting," said the Kancil which immediately jumped into the crocodile's back first, and shouting, "One ..... two ..... three ....." and so on while continuing to jump from one crocodile's back to the other crocodiles. Until finally he reached the opposite bank. His heart was laughing, "It's easy once was."
Once across the river, the crocodile Kancil said, "O foolish crocodile, actually there is no fresh meat is what I will share. Do not you see that I did not bring any piece of meat?" "Actually, I just want to cross this river, and I need a bridge to pass. Then I say thank you to you, and apologize if I work on you," said the Kancil.
"Ha !.... huaahh ... damn ... Kancil naughty, it turns out we're just being lied to. Aws ye ya .. if we meet again I eat you," said the crocodiles were furious.
Si Kancil ran quickly disappeared behind the trees, into the garden Mr. Farmer to look for cucumbers.
NAME; LIA YUNINGSIH
Si Kancil and the Crocodiles
One day Si Kancil, which he said the animal's cunning, was walking on the edge of the forest. He just wanted to get some fresh air, seeing the sun shining bright. In the woods are too dark, because the trees is very dense and tajuknya cover the forest floor. He wants to bask in the sun. There was a large river that the water was deep. After a long while sunbathing, Si Kancil felt that there was a ring in her belly, krucuk .. ... ... krucuk krucuk. Well, apparently her belly was hungry. He imagined how good if there's her favorite food, cucumber. But the cucumber garden is across the river, how to cross it? He thinks for a moment. Suddenly she jumped for joy, and shouted: "Crocodile crocodile .... .... let's get out ..... I've got food for you ...!!" Once Kancil shout out to a lot of alligators living in the deep sugai.
Once again Kancil shouted, "Crocodile crocodile ... ... ... want to come out fresh meat is not it?"
Shortly thereafter, a crocodile emerged from the water, "Huaahhh ... who shout .. afternoons like this interfere with my sleep alone." "Kancil Hey, shut up you .. if not I'll eat you." The second crocodile said that also emerged.
"Wah bagus .... you guys want to come out, where else?" Kancil said later. "If it's only two tail still remains a lot of these foods later. Come out semuaaa ...!" Kancil shouted again.
"What actually Kancil, let's quickly say," said the alligator.
"Look, I'm sorry if I disturb your sleep, but I'm going for fresh meat to make-for the crocodiles in this river," hence the need to get out of all.
Hearing that they will be distributed fresh meat, the crocodiles were immediately summoned his friends to come out of all. "Hey, friends all, do not want to eat for free? Let us keluaaaar ....!" shouted the leader gives the command of a crocodile. Before long, the rise of the crocodiles from the water.
"Well, now I have to calculate how many crocodiles there used to come on, come on you guys the alligator on the line to the river bank lined up over there," "Later I will count one by one."
Without thinking, the crocodiles would soon take a position, lined up in rows from one river to another river, forming such a bridge.
"Okay, now I'll start counting," said the Kancil which immediately jumped into the crocodile's back first, and shouting, "One ..... two ..... three ....." and so on while continuing to jump from one crocodile's back to the other crocodiles. Until finally he reached the opposite bank. His heart was laughing, "It's easy once was."
Once across the river, the crocodile Kancil said, "O foolish crocodile, actually there is no fresh meat is what I will share. Do not you see that I did not bring any piece of meat?" "Actually, I just want to cross this river, and I need a bridge to pass. Then I say thank you to you, and apologize if I work on you," said the Kancil.
"Ha !.... huaahh ... damn ... Kancil naughty, it turns out we're just being lied to. Aws ye ya .. if we meet again I eat you," said the crocodiles were furious.
Si Kancil ran quickly disappeared behind the trees, into the garden Mr. Farmer to look for cucumbers.
NAMA; KABU BUDIONO
Si Kancil and Snails
One day the deer seem sleepy. Her eyes felt so heavy to open. "Aaa .... rrrrgh", the deer appears occasionally yawning. Because the day is bright enough, the deer feel loss if squandered. He began to walk through the woods to dispel the sleepiness. Up on top of a hill, the Kancil Proudly shouting, "O forest dwellers, I'm the most intelligent animals, clever and smart in this forest. Nothing can match the intelligence and my intelligence. "
As he puffed out his chest, the Kancil started walking down the hill. When we reached the river, he met with a snail. "Hi deer!", Said the snail. "Why are you shouting? Are you happy? ", Said the snail. "No, I just wanted to let all the inhabitants of forests in these animals if I'm the most intelligent, clever and smart", replied the deer with his arrogant.
Snail "Smug once you Kancil, I'm the most intelligent animals in this forest," says the snail. "Hahahaha ......., where possible" Kancil dancer. "To prove it, why do not we race tomorrow morning?", Challenged the snail. "Okay, I accept your challenge", said the Kancil. Finally they both agreed to hold a race tomorrow morning.
After the Kancil go, the snail soon gather his friends. He asks for help so his friends lined up and hiding in the race track, and said if the deer call.
Finally the awaited day has arrived, mouse deer and snails were ready to race. "Are you ready to race with me", said the mouse deer. "Of course I have, and I would win," replied the snail. Then the snail invites deer to run before and had to call to make sure where the snail.
Kancil walking at a leisurely pace, and felt confident that he will win. After a few steps, the deer tried to call her a snail. "Snails .... where you been up to?", Cried the mouse deer. "I'm in front of you!", Shouted the snail. Kancil was amazed, and immediately sped up. Then he called the snail again, and the snail replied with the same word. 'I was there before you! "
Finally the deer ran, but he calls each of the snails, he always comes up and says if she were the front deer. Streaming with sweat, his legs felt weak and her breathing gasps.
Kancil ran constantly, until finally he saw the finish line. Deer face very thrilled, because when he calls the snail, had no answer again. Kancil felt that he was the winner of that race.
How shocked the deer, because she saw the snail was sitting on a rock near the finish line. O deer, why are you so long? I was up from earlier! ", Shouted the snail. With bowed head, the deer over to the snail and admit defeat. "So do not be arrogant, you are cunning and clever, but you are not the most intelligent and clever," says the snail. "Yeah, I'm sorry snails, I would not be proud again", said the mouse deer.
NAME; AYI MAULANA
Si Kancil and Snails
One day the deer seem sleepy. Her eyes felt so heavy to open. "Aaa .... rrrrgh", the deer appears occasionally yawning. Because the day is bright enough, the deer feel loss if squandered. He began to walk through the woods to dispel the sleepiness. Up on top of a hill, the Kancil Proudly shouting, "O forest dwellers, I'm the most intelligent animals, clever and smart in this forest. Nothing can match the intelligence and my intelligence. "
As he puffed out his chest, the Kancil started walking down the hill. When we reached the river, he met with a snail. "Hi deer!", Said the snail. "Why are you shouting? Are you happy? ", Said the snail. "No, I just wanted to let all the inhabitants of forests in these animals if I'm the most intelligent, clever and smart", replied the deer with his arrogant.
Snail "Smug once you Kancil, I'm the most intelligent animals in this forest," says the snail. "Hahahaha ......., where possible" Kancil dancer. "To prove it, why do not we race tomorrow morning?", Challenged the snail. "Okay, I accept your challenge", said the Kancil. Finally they both agreed to hold a race tomorrow morning.
After the Kancil go, the snail soon gather his friends. He asks for help so his friends lined up and hiding in the race track, and said if the deer call.
Finally the awaited day has arrived, mouse deer and snails were ready to race. "Are you ready to race with me", said the mouse deer. "Of course I have, and I would win," replied the snail. Then the snail invites deer to run before and had to call to make sure where the snail.
Kancil walking at a leisurely pace, and felt confident that he will win. After a few steps, the deer tried to call her a snail. "Snails .... where you been up to?", Cried the mouse deer. "I'm in front of you!", Shouted the snail. Kancil was amazed, and immediately sped up. Then he called the snail again, and the snail replied with the same word. 'I was there before you! "
Finally the deer ran, but he calls each of the snails, he always comes up and says if she were the front deer. Streaming with sweat, his legs felt weak and her breathing gasps.
Kancil ran constantly, until finally he saw the finish line. Deer face very thrilled, because when he calls the snail, had no answer again. Kancil felt that he was the winner of that race.
How shocked the deer, because she saw the snail was sitting on a rock near the finish line. O deer, why are you so long? I was up from earlier! ", Shouted the snail. With bowed head, the deer over to the snail and admit defeat. "So do not be arrogant, you are cunning and clever, but you are not the most intelligent and clever," says the snail. "Yeah, I'm sorry snails, I would not be proud again", said the mouse deer.
NAME; ARDI MULYADI
"Si Kancil naughty children,"
In the morning on a train Gajayana the cold. Starting time early this morning, car LCD displays in the video presents the "Education" R Productions production. Interestingly enough, the cartoon format consumption 3 to 7 years old child. Although passengers are seen almost smua adult human. They are the target market for their children or grandchildren. That's when the marketing campaign is played throughout the series of train carriages.
When presented again "Si Kancil", comes the desire to remove this uneg uneg. His verse is still the same I memorized more than 30 years ago. "Si Kancil bad boy, likes to steal cucumbers. Come quickly ditangka ... not for GOD. " Wow ... do - do not be the word - this word is embedded in the hearts of most people of Indonesia. Do not be mercy!!. In the intonation of the song, these words have more emphasis. Thus, perhaps, we too embedded in the deeper unconscious.
Could it be "trained" like this affect the nature of most citizens of this nation? Dunno. But clearly, this phenomenon is not a favorite pardon the majority of people when confronted with the guilty. Stealing chickens, straight thrashing. Stealing motorcycles, snare, burned. Cocoa stealing three pieces, take it to court. Is still much more similar stories.
Well whether or not influenced by the nature - the nature of our society mercilessly, lyric song should be changed to be more polite and educated. For example "Si Kancil bad boy, like looking for cucumbers, let advised, do not repeat again." Khan's nice to? Or something else?
"Si Kancil naughty children,"
In the morning on a train Gajayana the cold. Starting time early this morning, car LCD displays in the video presents the "Education" R Productions production. Interestingly enough, the cartoon format consumption 3 to 7 years old child. Although passengers are seen almost smua adult human. They are the target market for their children or grandchildren. That's when the marketing campaign is played throughout the series of train carriages.
When presented again "Si Kancil", comes the desire to remove this uneg uneg. His verse is still the same I memorized more than 30 years ago. "Si Kancil bad boy, likes to steal cucumbers. Come quickly ditangka ... not for GOD. " Wow ... do - do not be the word - this word is embedded in the hearts of most people of Indonesia. Do not be mercy!!. In the intonation of the song, these words have more emphasis. Thus, perhaps, we too embedded in the deeper unconscious.
Could it be "trained" like this affect the nature of most citizens of this nation? Dunno. But clearly, this phenomenon is not a favorite pardon the majority of people when confronted with the guilty. Stealing chickens, straight thrashing. Stealing motorcycles, snare, burned. Cocoa stealing three pieces, take it to court. Is still much more similar stories.
Well whether or not influenced by the nature - the nature of our society mercilessly, lyric song should be changed to be more polite and educated. For example "Si Kancil bad boy, like looking for cucumbers, let advised, do not repeat again." Khan's nice to? Or something else?
BY; SANUR RESPATI M.
NAME; M. ARIEF RIZKI
The Final Days Pitung
Batavia in October 1893. Betawi folk in the villages was in mourning. Word of mouth they heard the bang Pitung Pitung or dies, after a shot in combat is not balanced with the Company. For the citizens of Batavia, is mourning the death of the Pitung depth. Because he defended the small people who suffered persecution during the Dutch colonization. Conversely, for VOC designation for the Dutch colonial government at that time, he described as criminals, vandals, robbers, and who knows what else.
Rawa Belong-born champion, West Jakarta, the fuss has been made of the colonial government in Batavia, including the governor-general. Karena Pitung Bang is a potential threat to security and order to the various kinds of strategies do the Dutch East Indies government to arrest him alive or dead. Anyway Pitung defined as a person who kudu criminals sought by first-class status in Batavia.
How the Dutch are not anxious, defended its action in doing the little people Bang Pitung standing in the front row. Netherlands at the time of forced labor imposed on the natives including the 'mouse down'. In this movement of people mobilized to eradicate rats in paddy fields in addition to dozens of other forced labor. Not to mention the blasting (taxes) are very burdensome to farmers by the landlords.
The Pitung, who have for years been the target of Dutch, based on folklore, died after being shot with bullets of gold by schout van Hinne in a raid because there are betrayed by telling her hiding place. He was shot with golden bullets by schout (equivalent Kapolres) van Hinne karena reportedly immune to normal bullets. Once the fear of Bang Pitung colonizers, until where he is buried secret. Fear of martial arts champion who became an idol of the small people will be the idol.
The Pitung, based on folklore (folklore), which is still alive in the Betawi people, from childhood to learn to take your lessons at the mosque (mosque) in the village of Rawa Belong. He was, according to the terms Betawi, 'people who hear a dwarf'. He also 'light', cute catch ustadznya religious instruction given, until able to read (tilawat) Koran. In addition to religious study, with H Naipin, Pitung-like any other citizen-Betawi, also studied martial arts. H Naipin, as well as teachers and experts in order maen blows.
NAME; FIRDHA R.
SI Pitung - Whiz Betawi
Here, I get multiple copies of articles about the Pitung / Bang Pitung, please urun rembuknya about this story Pitung bang. copy the following results from several sources. thanks
Original Name of SI Pitung
Original name of the SI designation Pitung ... others are: BABE is: Raden MUHAMMAD BIN ALI BIN SAMIRIN Raden Raden Raden PRINCE BIN ABDUL Khadir JIDAR (NITIKUSUMA TO-5)
He was born in petunduan Palmerah in 1874 and died in 1903 in the northern district bandenagan crawl-JAKARTA, he was included in a Betawi hero to fight against the landlords of China and the Netherlands.
In the Pitung perjuangannye always use to Amarmakruf nahi silatnye munkar nyang means getting people into good and prevent kesesatan.Jagoan Betawi nyang sebenarnye Jago punye qualities: honesty, not arrogant, either virtuous character, sensitive to the suffering of others.
Indeed whiz-whiz betawi juge ade nyang whiz-whiz evil that is in rental fees for the defense of landlords and occupiers belande, champ-champ was fond of calling the violence biasanye kepruk Si builders.
Whiz-whiz science is no longer use his supernatural powers and defend himself in order to achieve spiritual perfection as a human, but instead be misused to obtain the material satisfaction.
Misalnye first, in the days cultuur stelsel (compulsory), most prefer to champion pro-colonial economic systems engine or a landlord rather than defending the weak. They become bouncers to enforce the interests of landowners in the region particuliere landerijen (private lands) as in Tangerang, Ciomas, Bekasi, and Cililitan.
in riwayatkan on private lands to the oppression of the peasants was more crude and cruel compared to other regions in Java. Particuliere landerijen is a privately owned lands nyang so widespread that the owners can be called the landlords who had feudal tenants with rights of their land, including the privilege to collect personal taxes and the duties of the heavy labor. Colonial government rarely intervened in the internal affairs of landholdings, so allowing the abuse to exceed nyang continue without improvement efforts.
NAME; IQNA S.
SI Pitung - Whiz Betawi
Here, I get multiple copies of articles about the Pitung / Bang Pitung, please urun rembuknya about this story Pitung bang. copy the following results from several sources. thanks
Original Name of SI Pitung
Original name of the SI designation Pitung ... others are: BABE is: Raden MUHAMMAD BIN ALI BIN SAMIRIN Raden Raden Raden PRINCE BIN ABDUL Khadir JIDAR (NITIKUSUMA TO-5)
He was born in petunduan Palmerah in 1874 and died in 1903 in the northern district bandenagan crawl-JAKARTA, he was included in a Betawi hero to fight against the landlords of China and the Netherlands.
In the Pitung perjuangannye always use to Amarmakruf nahi silatnye munkar nyang means getting people into good and prevent kesesatan.Jagoan Betawi nyang sebenarnye Jago punye qualities: honesty, not arrogant, either virtuous character, sensitive to the suffering of others.
Indeed whiz-whiz betawi juge ade nyang whiz-whiz evil that is in rental fees for the defense of landlords and occupiers belande, champ-champ was fond of calling the violence biasanye kepruk Si builders.
Whiz-whiz science is no longer use his supernatural powers and defend himself in order to achieve spiritual perfection as a human, but instead be misused to obtain the material satisfaction.
Misalnye first, in the days cultuur stelsel (compulsory), most prefer to champion pro-colonial economic systems engine or a landlord rather than defending the weak. They become bouncers to enforce the interests of landowners in the region particuliere landerijen (private lands) as in Tangerang, Ciomas, Bekasi, and Cililitan.
in riwayatkan on private lands to the oppression of the peasants was more crude and cruel compared to other regions in Java. Particuliere landerijen is a privately owned lands nyang so widespread that the owners can be called the landlords who had feudal tenants with rights of their land, including the privilege to collect personal taxes and the duties of the heavy labor. Colonial government rarely intervened in the internal affairs of landholdings, so allowing the abuse to exceed nyang continue without improvement efforts.
NAMA: DIDIN NURYANA
Kelas: X-F
The Kabayan Finding god
Si Kabayan a man who beasal from the village, has five years studying in the land of uncle sam. One day ... he returned to his village.
Nyai Iteng (His wife) was surprised with the changes that happened to her husband (Kabayan). Kabayan formerly diligent prayer ... ga now never again be seen going to the mosque "boro-boro to pray at the mosque ... rumahpun NEVER"
Iteung curious and asked her husband why he is change. "Kang Kabayan! Iteung mah Jumena feel the same strange!" Iteung word wonder
"It's strange why atuh singing!" Answer Kang Kabayan.
"Why now Jumena rarely ... rarely ngaji prayers .... and NEVER go to the mosque!" iteung added.
"Now I have new confidence of the country there iteung uncle sam!" Kabayan answered with a high tone.
"Astaghfirullah ....! why there you will become like this?" Iteung sad.
"Come on ... you take it iteung kiayi or most powerful cleric in this village! He certainly could ga Jumena questions answered, he would be a follower Jumena" Kabayan said with pride.
Iteung feel worried ... he also rushed to call Asep cleric, one teacher of the Koran in the neighboring village.
Top Iteung calls, the cleric came to the house of the Kabayan. "Who are you?" Kabayan said.
"I Asep cleric, from the village next door"
"Right you cleric? Cleric ... if true you and you believe that god exists, you can certainly answered my question. ... But if you can not just leave your religion that!" Kabayan challenge the cleric ...
"Isha God ... if God allows me to answer that." Cleric said
"You do not believe once ... in America alone, when I went to college ... Professor smartest although no one could answer" snapped Kabayan with confidence.
"Then ... what questions would kang Kabayan aimed at me?" Asked the cleric.
"Look ....
1. If true god exists, show the form of god to me.
2. If humans have true destiny, fate and show what it is all on me.
3. Satan was not created from fire, then why did god enter into hell Satan? Hell was not made of fire? whether the devil would feel sick with heat? why god did not think until over there? "Tanya Kang Kabayan
"Plaque ...." (That's my picture on a slap sound) suddenly slapped the cleric Kabayan hard.
"Oh .... why did you slap me? You angry? If you can not prove do not be angry!" Kabayan said
The cleric smiled. "That is the answer to these three questions Jumena"
Kabayan: "If you lose do not be angry ..."
Ustad: "Like where I think a slap"
Kabayan: "Sick!"
Cleric: "MARJUKI believe that pain exists?"
Kabayan: "I believe!"
Ustad: "Show me the form of the disease"
Kabayan: "I can not show his form"
Ustad: "That answers your first question. Verily God exists but humans will not be able to see his"
Ustad: "What is before I came MARJUKI think will merima slap from me today?"
Kabayan: "No!"
Ustad: "That which is called destiny ..."
Ustad: "My hands were made of what?"
Kabayan: "Leather ..."
Ustad: "Made from what MARJUKI cheek?"
NAMA : ANI HIDAYAT
KLS : X-F
Dikirim oleh : Si Kabayan | Blog dikirim pada : 15-09-2009
RASSERS (1941) menilai, Si Kabayan adalah tokoh ambivalen. Selain sebagai penghubung dan pewarta dari Sang Pencipta Semesta, ia juga dinilai sebagai tokoh yang mewakili totalitas dan kekuatan masyarakat yang bersifat membangun, tetapi juga menghambat. Ya, di dalam dirinya sifat ketuhanan dan demonis mewujud menjadi satu. Oleh karena itu, Rassers menganggap Si Kabayan adalah pahlawan budaya sekaligus tukang tipu.
SI Kabayan (SK) manusia lucu itu banyak diketahui orang. Tokoh kita ini memang dikenal suka berkelakar, humoris, lugu, tetapi juga kadang-kadang direpresentasikan sebagai orang yang pandai. Sepanjang kelahirannya, Si Kabayan selalu dihidup-hidupkan orang, tentu saja sesuai dengan keinginan dan kepentingan si pengarangnya. Sebagian bahkan memercayainya sebagai bukan tokoh fiktif. Menurut orang yang percaya, makam Si Kabayan ada di Banten.
Di dalam dongeng-dongeng lama, SK biasanya digambarkan sebagai orang kampung yang lingkungan pergaulannya terbatas di sekitar istrinya (kita kenal kini sebagai Nyi Iteung), kedua mertuanya, dan majikannya. Tetapi dalam dongeng-dongeng yang diciptakan orang sekarang, ia pun kadang-kadang hidup di kota. Tetapi walaupun begitu, tetap saja digambarkan dengan memiliki sifat-sifat orang kampung.
Dokumentasi Si Kabayan
Sejak kapan kisah-kisah SK didokumentasikan orang? Dr. Snouck Hurgronje boleh jadi adalah orang pertama yang mengumpulkan kisahnya. Sebab antara tahun 1889-1891, orientalis asal Belanda ini mengadakan penelitian mengenai kehidupan Islam dan cerita rakyat yang ada di Pulau Jawa. Untuk mengelilingi pulau ini, ia mengajak H. Hasan Mustapa yang telah ia kenal di Mekkah pada 1885.
Sebagai bukti kerja yang dilakukan Snouck, pada 1929 terbit Tijl Uilenspiegel verhalen in Indonesie in het Bizonder in de Soendalande. Buku ini berasal dari disertasi Maria-Coster Wijsman, yang pembahasannya mendasarkan pada tokoh SK yang hidup di Banten selatan. Sumber kisah-kisah dalam buku itu ia ambil dari catatan-catatan mengenai SK yang dikumpulkan oleh Dr. Snouck.
Pada 1911 terbit Pariboga: Salawe Dongeng-Dongeng Soenda. Buku ini disusun oleh Cornelis Marinus Pleyte dan diterbitkan oleh Kantor Tjitak Goepernemen. Ada yang menganggap, inilah buku pertama yang memuatkan cerita SK.
Berikutnya, 21 tahun kemudian, pada 1932, Balai Pustaka menerbitkan buku Si Kabajan
NAMA : ANI HIDAYAT
KLS : X-F
Dikirim oleh : Si Kabayan | Blog dikirim pada : 15-09-2009
RASSERS (1941) menilai, Si Kabayan adalah tokoh ambivalen. Selain sebagai penghubung dan pewarta dari Sang Pencipta Semesta, ia juga dinilai sebagai tokoh yang mewakili totalitas dan kekuatan masyarakat yang bersifat membangun, tetapi juga menghambat. Ya, di dalam dirinya sifat ketuhanan dan demonis mewujud menjadi satu. Oleh karena itu, Rassers menganggap Si Kabayan adalah pahlawan budaya sekaligus tukang tipu.
SI Kabayan (SK) manusia lucu itu banyak diketahui orang. Tokoh kita ini memang dikenal suka berkelakar, humoris, lugu, tetapi juga kadang-kadang direpresentasikan sebagai orang yang pandai. Sepanjang kelahirannya, Si Kabayan selalu dihidup-hidupkan orang, tentu saja sesuai dengan keinginan dan kepentingan si pengarangnya. Sebagian bahkan memercayainya sebagai bukan tokoh fiktif. Menurut orang yang percaya, makam Si Kabayan ada di Banten.
Di dalam dongeng-dongeng lama, SK biasanya digambarkan sebagai orang kampung yang lingkungan pergaulannya terbatas di sekitar istrinya (kita kenal kini sebagai Nyi Iteung), kedua mertuanya, dan majikannya. Tetapi dalam dongeng-dongeng yang diciptakan orang sekarang, ia pun kadang-kadang hidup di kota. Tetapi walaupun begitu, tetap saja digambarkan dengan memiliki sifat-sifat orang kampung.
Dokumentasi Si Kabayan
Sejak kapan kisah-kisah SK didokumentasikan orang? Dr. Snouck Hurgronje boleh jadi adalah orang pertama yang mengumpulkan kisahnya. Sebab antara tahun 1889-1891, orientalis asal Belanda ini mengadakan penelitian mengenai kehidupan Islam dan cerita rakyat yang ada di Pulau Jawa. Untuk mengelilingi pulau ini, ia mengajak H. Hasan Mustapa yang telah ia kenal di Mekkah pada 1885.
Sebagai bukti kerja yang dilakukan Snouck, pada 1929 terbit Tijl Uilenspiegel verhalen in Indonesie in het Bizonder in de Soendalande. Buku ini berasal dari disertasi Maria-Coster Wijsman, yang pembahasannya mendasarkan pada tokoh SK yang hidup di Banten selatan. Sumber kisah-kisah dalam buku itu ia ambil dari catatan-catatan mengenai SK yang dikumpulkan oleh Dr. Snouck.
Pada 1911 terbit Pariboga: Salawe Dongeng-Dongeng Soenda. Buku ini disusun oleh Cornelis Marinus Pleyte dan diterbitkan oleh Kantor Tjitak Goepernemen. Ada yang menganggap, inilah buku pertama yang memuatkan cerita SK.
Berikutnya, 21 tahun kemudian, pada 1932, Balai Pustaka menerbitkan buku Si Kabajan
Nama : Ani hidayat
Kls : X-F
Si Kabayan Jadi Pembantu
Kali ini si Kabayan benar-benar lieur. Persisnya teh bingung campur geli. Kok, bisa? Ya, bisa, di negeri urang mah apa yang nggak bisa? Begitu pikirnya memberi simpulan.
Rupanya Kabayan tak asal simpul. Ia pun sigap memberi bukti mutakhir. Misalnya, pada momen ulang tahun Republik Indonesia (RI) yang ke-64 ini, para anak bangsa menorehkan rekor menyelenggarakan upacara bendera memperingati proklamasi kemerdekaan di bawah dalam laut dengan peserta para penyelam terbanyak (2.800-an). Torehan itu paling tidak bisa menjadi pengingat bahwa kita ini memang bangsa bahari meski tentu saja untuk mengukuhkan kembali predikat kebaharian itu, semua anak bangsa harus bersatu, bersinergi memberikan kontribusi.
Memangnya Kabayan sudah berkontribusi apa? Nah, itu dia. Kalau soal sumbang-menyumbang alias memberikan kontribusi itu kan banyak macamnya karena memang banyak pula sasaran yang perlu diwujudkan. Bukan hanya agar bisa berdaya kembali sebagai bangsa bahari. Kalaupun ingin fokus memberdayakan kebaharian, banyak sisi pula yang mesti diberdayakan dalam hal ini. Namun, apa pun yang ingin kita capai, hal yang tak boleh dilupakan adalah pembangunan karakter, mental spiritual. Atau meminjam istilah yang sering dipakai Kabayan adalah character building (huahaha, jangan under estimated ya sama Kabayan). Jangan sekali-kali melupakan hal ini. Mau contoh?
Ya, kita boleh saja berbangga bisa membangun jembatan di atas laut. Itu tuh Jembatan Suramadu yang menghubungkan wilayah Surabaya, Jawa Timur, dengan Pulau Madura. Lah, tapi kok baru saja diresmikan, itu mur dan baut jembatan langsung raib digondol maling? Bahkan akhir-akhir ini, pengembatan besi-besi jembatan semakin menjadi-jadi. Petugas penjaga jembatan yang jumlahnya terbatas pun kewalahan. Para maling itu lebih berani dan terbiasa beraksi. Mereka biasa menyelam mengambil besi-besi tua bekas kapal karam. Tapi, kali ini yang mereka embat adalah besi-besi penyangga jembatan. Edan. Mereka sama sekali nggak berpikiran lain selain ngembat besi. Masa bodoh tuh jembatan nanti ambruk, lalu orang-orang yang lewat jadi celaka.
“Duh, si Akang, nggak usah repot-repotlah mikir yang bukan urusan kita. Mending Kang Kabayan mikir caranya biar dapat kerja, nggak nganggur melulu.” Nyi Iteung, istri Kabayan, akhirnya nggak tahan juga menahan gejolak untuk mencerocoskan kata-katanya.
Tentu saja, yang kena serangan, si Kabayan langsung tersungkur, tapi nggak sampai KO. Dia terdiam sejenak sembari memikirkan jawaban.
NAME; DEDE GILANG
Si Kabayan brilliant idea
A sunny morning on the day of the week, the Kabayan seen sitting bewildered on the sidewalk. Removed a wallet from his pocket "oh ... cupa three thousand ...!"
Sikabayan again about his family request early this morning:
Iteung (Wife): Kang ... aja atuh do not sleep ... there looking for work ...! Iteung again coming months so you need to bandage .... Iteung
Ambu (Previous page): Kabayan ... BH (Bra. ..) Ambu damaged dah ... Si Abah has not been harvested ... Ambu please buy a new bra, I'll already harvested Ambu dressing!
Abah (Previous page): Ontohod ...! (Out loud) if returned later bawain Abah fresh drink!
Usep (son): Pa ... will bring you food! Usep long dah ga on beliin food ...
"Intensive Care ...! Money there's only three thousand of silver, I have to buy what ...?" Kabayan's rich confusion. Instead of looking for ways to make money continues to turn his brain to figure out how three thousand rupiah can fulfill all wishes his family.
Inadvertently by a young coconut merchant. Brilliant ideas emerged. "Mang! Berapaan coconut?" call a handyman coconut.
"Five thousand kang!" the repairman said the coconut.
"Very expensive indeed! Three thousand aja ya!"
"Well ... naturally also already four thousand five hundred ..." Replied the merchant.
"Ah ... My father was also in villages next to a coconut plantation just ngejual two thousand five hundred"
Sipedagang can not move slightly, finally with a coconut that he was forced to sell to the Kabayan.
After getting the palm of the Kabayan Home!
"Kang! Ko gone home? How ... can kejaannya?" Iteung asked.
"Praise singing ... iteng had aids help ngankutin merchandise in the market" he said casually.
"Please take a machete, plastic rope, the same glass plate" Kabayan send to his wife.
"For what kang?" iteung asked back.
"Just take it ... MARJUKI have by-the result of hard work Jumena"
Si Kabayan hurried round the house. He had bought a coconut cut up. Coconut water he poured into a glass. Coconut meat he kept in the dish. Batoknya it for two equal parts, then he holes in the sides and tie a plastic strap as a brace. Serabutnya he rapihkan and divided into several sections and then input into a bag he kresek.
After the wrong ... he brought into the house and placed on the table. Then he rushed back out of the house ...
"... This MARJUKI hell ...?" cried his wife ...
Si Kabayan screaming while away from home ... "That made Abah ... ari coconut flesh to make the Usep aja ... Batoknya love to Ambu ... Well ... there you bandage to provide Iteung already in the bag too ... kresek ...!"
NAME; DIMAS
Si Kancil and Snails
One day the deer seem sleepy. Her eyes felt so heavy to open. "Aaa .... rrrrgh", the deer appears occasionally yawning. Because the day is bright enough, the deer feel loss if squandered. He began to walk through the woods to dispel the sleepiness. Up on top of a hill, the Kancil Proudly shouting, "O forest dwellers, I'm the most intelligent animals, clever and smart in this forest. Nothing can match the intelligence and my intelligence. "
As he puffed out his chest, the Kancil started walking down the hill. When we reached the river, he met with a snail. "Hi deer!", Said the snail. "Why are you shouting? Are you happy? ", Said the snail. "No, I just wanted to let all the inhabitants of forests in these animals if I'm the most intelligent, clever and smart", replied the deer with his arrogant.
Snail "Smug once you Kancil, I'm the most intelligent animals in this forest," says the snail. "Hahahaha ......., where possible" Kancil dancer. "To prove it, why do not we race tomorrow morning?", Challenged the snail. "Okay, I accept your challenge", said the Kancil. Finally they both agreed to hold a race tomorrow morning.
After the Kancil go, the snail soon gather his friends. He asks for help so his friends lined up and hiding in the race track, and said if the deer call.
Finally the awaited day has arrived, mouse deer and snails were ready to race. "Are you ready to race with me", said the mouse deer. "Of course I have, and I would win," replied the snail. Then the snail invites deer to run before and had to call to make sure where the snail.
Kancil walking at a leisurely pace, and felt confident that he will win. After a few steps, the deer tried to call her a snail. "Snails .... where you been up to?", Cried the mouse deer. "I'm in front of you!", Shouted the snail. Kancil was amazed, and immediately sped up. Then he called the snail again, and the snail replied with the same word. 'I was there before you! "
Finally the deer ran, but he calls each of the snails, he always comes up and says if she were the front deer. Streaming with sweat, his legs felt weak and her breathing gasps.
Kancil ran constantly, until finally he saw the finish line. Deer face very thrilled, because when he calls the snail, had no answer again. Kancil felt that he was the winner of that race.
How shocked the deer, because she saw the snail was sitting on a rock near the finish line. O deer, why are you so long? I was up from earlier! ", Shouted the snail. With bowed head, the deer over to the snail and admit defeat. "So do not be arrogant, you are cunning and clever, but you are not the most intelligent and clever," says the snail. "Yeah, I'm sorry snails, I would not be proud again", said the mouse deer.
SI KABAYAN PAYS HIS DEBTS
Si Kabayan was so deeply in debt to an Arab usurer that it made him giddy even to think of it. How could he ever pay his debts when he no longer possessed a single thing that he could sell to obtain even a part of the amount he owed ? He thought and thought, and at long last he hit upon a plan.
“Finally !” he said to his wife. “Now I know what to do !”
His wife agreed to his proposal, in fact welcomed it with great enthusiasm, and proceeded to help him carry it out. First she filled a washtub with palm wine and spread kapok all over the floor next to the tub. Si Kabayan bathed in the wine, and rolled his wet body around and around in the kapok until he was white an furry all over. Then he crawled into a large chicken coop.
Shortly afterwards the Arab came to Si Kabayan’s house to claim his due.
“Kabayan is not at home,” said his wife to the Arab.
“Where is he ?” asked the Arab.
“He’s gone to appear before the King.”
“The King ?” asked the Arab in great astonishment. “What has happened ?”
“He’s gone to report to the King that he has found and caught a very rare bird.”
“A rare bird ? What kind of bird ?” The Arab indicated his desire to see the strange bird, but Si Kabayan’s wife refused. Kabayan was going to present this rare and wonderful specimen to the King, and if she let the Arab see it, she said, Kabayan would be very angry, because Kabayan had said specifically that no one else was to see the bird before the King himself.
This explanation merely increased the Arab’s desire to see Kabayan’s bird, and he prevailed upon Si Kabayan’s wife to show it to him.
Allowing herself to be persuaded, Kabayan’s wife took the Arab to the back of the house, where she pointed to a chicken coop covered with a piece of the cloth. Full of curiosity, the Arab lifted the edge of the cloth. As he raised it a little higher, Si Kabayan burst out of the cage, and crying ” ba-ra-ka-tak-tak; ba-ra-ka-tak-tak”, he ran out of sight.
Si Kabayan’s wife began to weep. “Oh, oh,” she sobbed. “Look what you’ve done! What will I tell Kabayan, and what will the King say. I’ll have to tell him that it’s all your fault that his bird got away. And then Kabayan will have to tell the King. Oh, oh!”
The Arab was frightened.
“Please don’t,” he pleaded. “Please don’t tell Kabayan and the King .”
And the exchange for her promise not to tell Kabayan, he cancelled all Kabayan’s debt.
BY : IRMA PUSPITASARI N X-F
Si Kabayan, Serving and Mengabadi
Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:07
All authors who form the character of this emphasizes the Kabayan heart of the story to social criticism. In Sundanese - to borrow a phrase Achdiat K. Mihardja - called ngageuhgeuykeun (joking). Thus, given no hints of criticism of criticism. However, the impression of something funny so that made people laugh. Though true, they will eventually laugh at themselves. And that was good, as the saying goes, "Life is cooked (not mushy) is who can laugh at himself." In the end, the task of feeding and feed the Kabayan is in our hands. We are the ones who determine this figure will continue to live or die run over the ages. Let us preserve the character Kabayan! Let us enjoy our heritage! Let us be happy and laugh, like the message Kabayan, "Ketawalah! Ketawalah! Now ketawamu repellent tears, happy tomorrow sower of light."
Si Kabayan, Serving and Mengabadi
IN this country, no region is very rich in fairy tales or funny as in the Sundanese area of West Java (Uilenspiegelverhalen in Indonesia, Dr. Coster-Wijsman, Leiden, 1929).
Even television shows such as Dream State, Democrazy, or the like can not be separated from the Sunda color. Reality show events or contests comedian, is showing his true colors Sunda.
Before stepping into the culture of literacy, our country famous for its cultural narrate. This will cause our country to miss steps when compared with Japan, for example. From narrate it later born tales or stories. These tales are for children their bedtime.
After successfully creating Guttenberg printing press, and seen the positive effects for other countries, then slowly turned our country into the world of writing and reading. Then, the tales that are told and then transferred into the post, though culture is not timeless story for granted.
One of the transformation of culture is talked to in the writings of the birth of a character. People of funny, clever though it seems stupid at the same time. He is the Kabayan. Who is not familiar with the Kabayan? Nyeleneh People have been very standards, that is even-meat. In fact, the term for anyone who is lazy. "Ah, mah maneh ngedul kawas the Kabayan (ah, you're lazy like the Kabayan)."
As another character, such as the Roy (Gola Gong), Lupus (Hilman), and others, the Kabayan also have a "creator". In fact, the creator or giver of the Kabayan color is not just one person.
The first person who created the character in story form Kabayan is Utuy Tatang Sontani (years '50s). The story of modern Indonesian. This story contains social criticism. Not only read, but also has come in the form of staged drama performances.
After Utuy, the rise-Kabayan Kabayan others, in the form of the modern short story. Like Ajip Rosidi (1964) in the Indonesian language, MA Salmun (1965), and Min Resmana (1967) in Sundanese. Kabayan stories then follows the color of its creator. Kabayan Utuy version, Ajip Rosidi, M.A. Salmun, Min Resmana, Achdiat K. Mihardja, then follow the style of its creator. So, at the level of the story from time to time, the Kabayan then experienced multitransformasi. And that's what makes this character to be conserved in the community.
All authors who form the character of this emphasizes the Kabayan heart of the story to social criticism. In Sundanese - to borrow a phrase Achdiat K. Mihardja - called ngageuhgeuykeun (joking). Thus, given no hints of criticism of criticism. However, the impression of something funny so that made people laugh.
Though true, they will eventually laugh at themselves. And that was good, as the saying goes, "Life is cooked (not mushy) is who can laugh at himself."
In the end, the task of feeding and feed the Kabayan is in our hands. We are the ones who determine this figure will continue to live or die run over the ages.
BY; HASTI ANDRA
NAME; GITA C
Si Kabayan brilliant idea
A sunny morning on the day of the week, the Kabayan seen sitting bewildered on the sidewalk. Removed a wallet from his pocket "oh ... cupa three thousand ...!"
Sikabayan again about his family request early this morning:
Iteung (Wife): Kang ... aja atuh do not sleep ... there looking for work ...! Iteung again coming months so you need to bandage .... Iteung
Ambu (Previous page): Kabayan ... BH (Bra. ..) Ambu damaged dah ... Si Abah has not been harvested ... Ambu please buy a new bra, I'll already harvested Ambu dressing!
Abah (Previous page): Ontohod ...! (Out loud) if returned later bawain Abah fresh drink!
Usep (son): Pa ... will bring you food! Usep long dah ga on beliin food ...
"Intensive Care ...! Money there's only three thousand of silver, I have to buy what ...?" Kabayan's rich confusion. Instead of looking for ways to make money continues to turn his brain to figure out how three thousand rupiah can fulfill all wishes his family.
Inadvertently by a young coconut merchant. Brilliant ideas emerged. "Mang! Berapaan coconut?" call a handyman coconut.
"Five thousand kang!" the repairman said the coconut.
"Very expensive indeed! Three thousand aja ya!"
"Well ... naturally also already four thousand five hundred ..." Replied the merchant.
"Ah ... My father was also in villages next to a coconut plantation just ngejual two thousand five hundred"
Sipedagang can not move slightly, finally with a coconut that he was forced to sell to the Kabayan.
After getting the palm of the Kabayan Home!
"Kang! Ko gone home? How ... can kejaannya?" Iteung asked.
"Praise singing ... iteng had aids help ngankutin merchandise in the market" he said casually.
"Please take a machete, plastic rope, the same glass plate" Kabayan send to his wife.
"For what kang?" iteung asked back.
"Just take it ... MARJUKI have by-the result of hard work Jumena"
Si Kabayan hurried round the house. He had bought a coconut cut up. Coconut water he poured into a glass. Coconut meat he kept in the dish. Batoknya it for two equal parts, then he holes in the sides and tie a plastic strap as a brace. Serabutnya he rapihkan and divided into several sections and then input into a bag he kresek.
After the wrong ... he brought into the house and placed on the table. Then he rushed back out of the house ...
"... This MARJUKI hell ...?" cried his wife ...
Si Kabayan screaming while away from home ... "That made Abah ... ari coconut flesh to make the Usep aja ... Batoknya love to Ambu ... Well ... there you bandage to provide Iteung already in the bag too ... kresek ...!"
NAME; AGUSTINA
Si Kabayan brilliant idea
A sunny morning on the day of the week, the Kabayan seen sitting bewildered on the sidewalk. Removed a wallet from his pocket "oh ... cupa three thousand ...!"
Sikabayan again about his family request early this morning:
Iteung (Wife): Kang ... aja atuh do not sleep ... there looking for work ...! Iteung again coming months so you need to bandage .... Iteung
Ambu (Previous page): Kabayan ... BH (Bra. ..) Ambu damaged dah ... Si Abah has not been harvested ... Ambu please buy a new bra, I'll already harvested Ambu dressing!
Abah (Previous page): Ontohod ...! (Out loud) if returned later bawain Abah fresh drink!
Usep (son): Pa ... will bring you food! Usep long dah ga on beliin food ...
"Intensive Care ...! Money there's only three thousand of silver, I have to buy what ...?" Kabayan's rich confusion. Instead of looking for ways to make money continues to turn his brain to figure out how three thousand rupiah can fulfill all wishes his family.
Inadvertently by a young coconut merchant. Brilliant ideas emerged. "Mang! Berapaan coconut?" call a handyman coconut.
"Five thousand kang!" the repairman said the coconut.
"Very expensive indeed! Three thousand aja ya!"
"Well ... naturally also already four thousand five hundred ..." Replied the merchant.
"Ah ... My father was also in villages next to a coconut plantation just ngejual two thousand five hundred"
Sipedagang can not move slightly, finally with a coconut that he was forced to sell to the Kabayan.
After getting the palm of the Kabayan Home!
"Kang! Ko gone home? How ... can kejaannya?" Iteung asked.
"Praise singing ... iteng had aids help ngankutin merchandise in the market" he said casually.
"Please take a machete, plastic rope, the same glass plate" Kabayan send to his wife.
"For what kang?" iteung asked back.
"Just take it ... MARJUKI have by-the result of hard work Jumena"
Si Kabayan hurried round the house. He had bought a coconut cut up. Coconut water he poured into a glass. Coconut meat he kept in the dish. Batoknya it for two equal parts, then he holes in the sides and tie a plastic strap as a brace. Serabutnya he rapihkan and divided into several sections and then input into a bag he kresek.
After the wrong ... he brought into the house and placed on the table. Then he rushed back out of the house ...
"... This MARJUKI hell ...?" cried his wife ...
Si Kabayan screaming while away from home ... "That made Abah ... ari coconut flesh to make the Usep aja ... Batoknya love to Ambu ... Well ... there you bandage to provide Iteung already in the bag too ... kresek ...!"
The Kabayan moro uncal Si Kabayan jeung kénéh Isuk mitohana harudang Geus, because Poe Eta rayahat Rek moro uncal. Urang village saraged Geus, make calana sontog, side dibeubeurkeun cangkéng kana, long bedog nyolégréng. Sawaréh marawa spears. Dogs ragég Geus hayangeun geura ngudag boroan Leuweung ka. Batur Nénjo saraged tea Si Kabayan ieuh kapangaruhan mah teu. Mah Manéhna ngaléléké, Make dikongkoyangkeun gloves. Batur, Batur marawa bedog, manéhna mah mawa peso lost countenance. "Keur naon mawa pesos expression, Kabayan?" Tatanggana asked. "Keur nyisit uncal," jawabna. Rek nu moro indit rate. Edge Leuweung ka, der ngasruk. Dogs ragég west ti, ti Kaler, ti Wetan. Pating corowok creature-creature. Nu megat Ayana in Beulah south, bees bubulak. Ari Si Kabayan misahkeun Maneh. Mah Manéhna nangtung handapeun tatanggahan nautical stone amulet guava, guava néangan asak. Keur tatanggahan, gorowok nu ngagero, "Pegaat ...!" Ngalieuk Si Kabayan. Ari torojol jero rungkun ti tea, uncal jaluna. Tandukna antler. Si Kabayan nyahoeun uncal cans. Check pangirana uncal tea sagedé embé child. Matak nu nu siga Sato nénjo goods nautical tandukan horse tea, with térékél WE manéhna naék kana desist guava. Tea can be sublime naékna teu da my clumsy gloves. Manéhna nangkod kana panghandapna branches, sarungna ngoyondon. Tea uncal ka truth lumpat handapeunana pisan. Si Kabayan peureum, my horn uncal sieuneun kaparud sakitu ranggahna nu. Si Kabayan teu approximately reuwaseunana goods ngabedol karasa nu aya ti handap. Ari diténjo horéng horn tea uncal meulit sarungna kana. Uncal ngarengkog, tuluy babadug hayang ngalésotkeun tandukna. HOS-hosan Kadéngé ambekanan. Si Kabayan beuki pageuh muntangna, uncal beuki rosa ngamukna, but tandukna beuki pageuh kabeulit lost my gloves. Si Kabayan beuki geumpeur, taya getihan uninteresting. "Tuluuuuung .... Tuluuunngg ...., Ieu aing struck uncal ...!" Si Kabayan gegeroan ménta Tulung. Nu teu lila burudul moro nyalampeurkeun. Nénjo uncal-abrugahn abrug tea, teu antaparah deui belewer ditumbak WE. Uncal ngajéngjéhé. Jekok-jekok on edge ngadékan rubuhna ka. Uncal ngajoprak. Si Kabayan ge ngalungsar gigireunana nautical rénghap ranjug. Nu ngariung hélokeun uncal. "Kumaha ditéwakna ucal sakieu badagna, Kabayan?" Si Kabayan nangtung lalaunan cungar nautical-wry smile., "Ah easy. Uncal mengpengan ka jambu handapeun amulet, my scabby dipegat. Goods deukeut Geus, Weh tandukna dirungkup my glove. Sarungna geuning tuh ka rangsak saroéh ogé edge. Karungkup mah teu hésé Geus, curry marieuskeun tandukna WE. " Saréréa gogodeg. Ari Si Kabayan padamuji tea nyéréngéh WE nautical ngusapan tuurna barared nu. Uncal on ngarecah. Si Kabayan ngajingjing pingping uncal nautical heheotan nama :gita setia cita kelas :X-F
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